#peteswormtail

send me a pairing and I’ll tell you who:

falls asleep on the couch

Peter; Rita Transfigures it into a bed for him when she glances up from her writing

makes friends with the neighbors

Rita; Peter is initially shocked at Rita’s sheer brazenness, then eventually learns to laugh at the gossip she gathers

is the adventurous eater

Rita, who takes them to bars and, like a bad mother, encourages Peter to have more sweets

hogs the covers at night

Rita, who also hogs the whole bed and snores, but Peter likes to look at her asleep and un-made up, and so doesn’t mind

forgets to do the dishes

Peter cleans up after Rita, who thinks perhaps she’s finally found a keeper

tries to surprise their partner more often

Peter, trying to impress Rita - one day he finally shows her his animagus form and the possibilities explode

leaves dirty laundry on the floor

Rita occasionally; at which point Peter tries timidly to hint at something…

stays up til 2 AM reading

Both, in companionable silence

sings in the shower

As neither can sing, Rita frequently suggests other things they could do instead that makes Peter blush…

takes the selfies

Rita, who knows the basic tricks to make anyone look good and reckons Peter needs the confidence boost

plans date night