Alright onto the reason I made this whole page! So as I said, its my job to keep all of reality together, well thats easier said than done. The short version is a really big bad evil all powerful being calling himself The Eternal was fucking some shit up, well he's dead and gone now but things that powerful dont die easy. They tend to fragment and become small annoying little shards that can destroy an entire multiverse. (Yes there are multiple multiverses). So normally this would be a quick and clean job, go in, find the shards, destroy them, and i'm back home in time to catch the new episode of the real housewives (its a guilty pleasure). Welllllllll new problem. Those shards have fused into beings in those universes. I could still destory the shards by destroying that universe, but that's like amputating a limb to get rid of a splinter. New Solution! Get a small group of weaker, but still powerful, beings to go in and surgically remove these shards. Thats how I ended up with a hotel full of gods...
Lets rattle em off one by one.
First god i picked up was Color. She's a Force (fancy god) that previously worked for The Eternal. As her name suggests, she's a sentient blob of paint and emotion. She's highly aggressive, and extremely depressed. I once caught her painting with the blood of a person she killed 30 minutes ago while crying over embarrassing herself while talking to someone else on the team. Weirdly enough, she's the most well behaved. Oh and she's dating my daughter... so... there's that.
{ Art commissioned from @canaryy15 , OC belongs to @shipperwithnomister }
Next two I grabbed were the twins Haiti and Ira. The gods of creation and destruction from their universe. And the egos on them... holy shit. Ira talks to himself a lot, no idea why, and Haiti has nearly killed himself more times than I can count by simply touching things he's not supposed to... Ira is well behaved enough, Haiti is the problem child here.
{ OCs belong to @liv-inosity }
Next one I found is way more trouble than he's worth, but he's manwhored his way into everyone's lives so i'm stuck with him. His name is Kazimir, but everyone calls him Kaz, I call him Kazzle Dazzle. He's a former lawyer than killed a goddess to steal her power, and he's making that everyone's problem! This guy manipulates everyone in a 5 mile radius of him just because he can, i've found out spray bottles don't fix this behavior.
{OC belongs to @spicyscribz}
Everyone seems surprised by the next guy I grabbed. His name is John Johnson, and he's a doctor. Yes he's a god, even if he doesn't realize it yet. He's not only a really good doctor, but amazing at spell craft, seriously he's ine of the best sorcerers i've ever seen. What I didn't expect was that he has some MAJOR authority issues! Dude's a fucking anarchist!
Next god was a bit of a two for one special. Diascus is a highly advanced god killing machine. Using the corpse of a water god as her base, and the essence of a darkness god as her power source. For a mission about destroying powerful shards of a dead Eternal, she'd be perfect... if she didnt cause conflict with everyone on the team. She has tried to kill everyone else at least once, and keeps asking me if she can try to kill them again. I have a counter, she hasn't missed a day. Anyway the whole 2 for 1 thing, when I found her, she had a software defect that caused an alternate personality to come forward named Dias. And Dias thinks she's the Goddess of Love and that all problems can be solved with a song... the contrast is exhausting...
I had images of her but she hacked my account and deleted them so... use your imagination
Okay finally there's the god everyone seems to get mad at me about over. Her name is Aacro and she's 10... or 13... i can't tell. She loves animals and is really sad about her mom dying, but I promised to bring her back so it should be fine. She's gotten really attached to Kaz and Color... and John... and Ira... and Haiti... not Diascus though. Everyone asks me why I brought her on, and its because she has the most potential in terms of raw strength being a god of both creation and destruction. She was a latter addition to the party, but I still stand by my decision.
{ OC belongs to @booitsloki }
















