Apr 29, 2021
I wish jobs were easier to just fucking get? Why do you need a fucking masters or some shit for every little job? Bro, I just want to be able to fuck around and do some shit like help paint a fence or save a baby deer stuck in a gate or something and get paid for it, and if I don’t turn up for work it’s not necessarily a big deal cos I am a bitch for procrastination and also hate monotonyÂ
#for reference I suddenly realised I want to work for the rspb#like wildlife protection and shit#dream job is a zookeeper dealing with small monkeys or elephants#But you need a ridiculous amount of certificates and diplomas and stuff#like I just want to vibe w animals#feed em#pet em#clean up their shit#whatever#why does that require a fucking bachelor of science????#as for the monotony and lack of commitment yeah I’m just unreliable and mentally ill#fully aware that that part is just me being unreasonable#also everything wants me to be able to drive and I cannot drive#and I will never learn to drive#I am to be trusted with nothing#I set fire to a pan of mushrooms once#fumigated our house w smoke while trying to fry an egg#absentmindedly do dumb shit all the time#I am smart enough to know that me + driving = a human death (mine or otherwise)
