#pesterbits;;

PP: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? PP: DO YOU KNOW HOW -- HOW WORRIED I'VE BEEN?!

PG: I apologize Dirk! It's just a might bit hard to access a phone when one is all tussled up like a turkey! And also when you actually do not have your phone because prisoners are not usually permitted to keep their personal artifacts.

PG: Also it is a bit hard to charge a phone without an outlet so that is also a bit of a set back.

PP: Prisoners? What?

PG: Remember how I mentioned I was going on a weebit of an adventure? Get the old heart pumping, see some fancy sights?

PP: Yes? PP: That was like, months ago, but yeah. I remember.

PG: Well to make a very long and thrilling story a bit more easy to chew, the natives threw quite a curfuffle at my witnessing of their fancy sights.

PG: And instead treated me to quite a charming sight of their prison cells!

PP: You got kidnapped.

PG: I believe it would be a might bit more accurate to say I got arrested, but!

PG: Arrested without trial.

PG: Or bail.

PG: Well I suppose there was bail but it was a quite a turntwip to shake off the shackles and bamboozle the guards long enough for me to skidaddle!

PP: It. PP: What. PP: Turn what.

PG: Especially with a broken arm! And the other conditions Jade listed off that I can't recall at the current moment.

PG: Turntwip -- Er. I had to. Escape.

PG: Escape is the thing I had to do.

PP: Are you home? PP: You mentioned Jade. PP: You're home now?

PG: Yes! I am currently bundled and tucked up in the medical bay. And will be for a great many day, I presume.

PP: Okay, give. PP: Me a second. PP: I'm processing, I need a moment for the reboot to kick in. PP: I'm crying, fuck.

PG: Oh butterscuttle!

PG: Dirk don't do that!

PP: I'm doing it. PP: There are so many waterworks, Jake. PP: It's like a superslide right into a pool. PP: A very, very salty pool.

PG: Why would anyone put salt in a pool that sounds like anything but a rumbustious good time.

PP: There are totally saltwater pools. PP: This is a thing that exists. PP: If it doesn't, I'll invent it.

PG: Oceans, Dirk.

PG: I do believe those are called oceans!

PP: No, like, they have pools for it too and-- PP: And. PP: And. PP: And fucking hell Jake, I'm, I'm so fucking glad you're okay, god fucking damnit. PP: Fuck I'm crying more I'm going to put my head on the table.

PG: Goddlewash dirk, i'm sorry! Please desist crying it is frustratingly hard to be comforting a million miles away and also trapped in a hospital bed.

PP: When can I see you? I'd come right now but I've been grounded and also I don't want Jade to rip my head off. PP: Also I'm trying, but my body is doing that. PP: You know. PP: Emotion thing.

PG: Whenever you can scuttlebutt over here i suppose! I'm not supposed to be having visitors but given that she rather enthusiastically thrust a phone into my good hand in order to chatter you up i presume you are likely an exception!

PP: Thank god, just. PP: Hold on, let me. Try to convince my friend that if I leave I won't, uh. Cause. Trouble. PP: Not that I've been causing trouble. PP: Me? PP: Cause trouble? PP: What is that noise. PP: Total propaganda.

PG: *playfully suspicious squinting*

PG: Dirk what the danglydook have you been up to, hmmm?

PP: *Totally innocent smiling* PP: *With added thumb twiddling, even. Look at that shit.* PP: I cannot believe you just said danglydook.

PG: *Fists hands on hips and cocks eyebrow in no way that resembles cocking a gun though i would be quite enthused to be doing that at the moment too*

PG: How is danglydook that baffling of a word to use?

PP: *Well now I'm just looking at your hips, look what you did.* PP: I guess it's no better than turntwipt. PP: Turniptwip?

PG: *Cocks hips too because i am now a gun double pistols and a wink*

PG: I cannot believe you are beffuddling over my vocabulary at the moment dirk i am almost offended.

PP: *Beholds the beautiful pistol that is my most precious baelflower.* PP: I'll befuddle over anything I please, love.

PG: Well a fine hufflefluff to you too then!

PP: I'll huffle your fluff.

PG: That requires being in the same room as me!

PP: I'll gladly be in the same room as you in a moment. PP: But in the meantime, I might as well, uh. PP: I tried to? Stab Meenah. Just a little.

PG: !!

PG: Dirk!

PG: Why the godswaddle would you do a thing like that?? I mean yes she can be a bit of an irritant at times but!

PP: I've been having a really rough. Rough time lately. PP: Just, a bunch of... stuff. PP: And she started heckling me about. Past stuff. PP: I got angry so I challenged her to a strife, but it got out of hand.

PG: Dirk you should know better then to let meenah heckle you.

PG: You know that is entirely her special talent and by succumbing to her wiles you only feed her inner demonic powers.

PP: Fuck, you're right. I've lended power to the demonic ritual that keeps her alive, how could I?

PG: You've gone and bungled up now with your spite in her grasp she will be truly unstoppable!

PG: God save the queen.

PG: Or the empress i suppose?

PG: How does that saying work i never quite got it.

PP: I don't think Jade needs any saving, dude, stop projecting on your sister.

PG: As her sibling i feel it entirely in my right to project on her as i wish!

PG: Or at least until she starts hitting me.

PP: You must have so many bruises.

PG: I have a great deal many bruises but only a small portion of them are jades!

PG: The rest are a result of my adventures.

PP: How big a portion are from me? (;K

PG: Bruises don't last quite that long dirk! Important biological lesson!

PP: True. After you're better I'll have to give you some new ones.

PG: I have no protests to this plan of action.

PP: I got permission! PP: I'm on my way.

PG: Oh!! Splendid! See you soon then.

PG: *Blows a kiss*

PP: *Catches the kiss and puts it in my pocket, honestly.* PP: I'll see you. Goddamn, I will see you.

CT: D --> You deserve better PP: Can you tell me what. What made you - think I would lie to you about my health? PP: Or what made you think you could - ask me something, and I would lie to you? Or brush it off? PP: Yes, my health is. It's fucked up and I'm fucked up and I don't like being constantly fucking reminded that I'm fucked up, but I. I would tell you, if you asked, I wouldn't -- hide it. CT: D --> ... CT: D --> It is CT: D --> Not so much that you would not CT: D --> But more a concern that CT: D --> You could not CT: D --> ... It also occurs to me CT: D --> That perhaps i did not e%pect full disclosure CT: D --> because i myself have not done the same PP: I know you're hiding stuff from me. It's... you're kind of obvious, when you dodge my questions and avoid telling me how you've been or what you're up to. PP: I don't expect you to dump your life story on me after three hours of conversation and a few drinks, Equius, and I'm fine with. Waiting. For you to tell me when you're ready, or. Whatever. PP: That's not what this is all about, I just. PP: You didn't -- give me a chance, to. PP: To trust you with the information on my own, or wait until *I* was ready. You went straight to Dave. CT: D --> Will you CT: D --> Allow me a moment CT: D --> in the way of e%planation of my actions PP: Yeah. Go ahead. CT: D --> I will do all that i can to remain frank and honest with you during this e%change CT: D --> ... CT: D --> you have CT: D --> Become something of a CT: D --> Well CT: D --> A fi%ture CT: D --> In my household CT: D --> You have become a point of consistancy without becoming a burden or an obstical and i cannot begin to say how i appriciate this of you CT: D --> When you awoke yesterday and did not know who i was CT: D --> I was frightened CT: D --> Your brother quelled the worst of my fears by way of e%planation of your condition CT: D --> Today You seemed to be yourself CT: D --> But you seemed to be yourself the day before the incident as well CT: D --> I did not and do not understand your condition and i only sought to remedy that in the quickest and least disturbing (to you) method i had available to me CT: D --> I made a mistake in this decision CT: D --> I see that clearly now CT: D --> My defense, however poor it may be CT: D --> Is only that i am and was worried for you, my prince CT: D --> ... CT: D --> Because as you made mention of earlier CT: D --> You are my best friend as well CT: D --> That is all CT: D --> If you would rather communication cease, I will do as you wish humbly PP: ... PP: Okay. I. PP: I get it, I do. But. PP: No, I. PP: Goddamn give me a second to collect my thoughts. PP: I. Thank you, for worrying about me. PP: It's... okay. PP: If you want, I can explain my condition to you to the best of my ability, but. PP: Can you promise me something? CT: D --> Anything PP: Next time, just. Ask me first. If you feel it's something you need to know about me, and I decide to be a dick and not tell you, then sure, go to Dave, Kanaya, I.D., Alpha, whoever. Just. PP: Ask me, first. CT: D --> As you say CT: D --> I apologize, again, for my behavior PP: It's fine. I understand why you did it. PP: I really do. CT: D --> And yet that does not make the act itself dissipate PP: Me, accepting your apology, makes it. Not okay, but. Over. It's -- in the past. CT: D --> I am CT: D --> Still in possession of your 'shades' should you require them PP: I'll come over and get them, if that's okay. CT: D --> You are welcome anytime, that has not changed PP: Okay. I'll be there in a little bit, then. (K PP: Equius? CT: D --> Yes, Prince PP: Thank you. For... being honest. PP: And for. PP: Everything else, too. CT: D --> I am distinctly unaware of what you are refering to in this instance but for the record You are welcome PP: (K PP: See you in a bit. CT: D --> I 100k forward to it

[10:30] CT: D --> Are you prepared

[10:30] DJ: hurf

[10:31] DJ: youre gonna bug me til i am so sure go ahead

[10:31] CT: D --> It is Dirk

[10:31] DJ: what about dirk

[10:31] DJ: is he ok

[10:31] DJ: did he fall off the meteor

[10:32] CT: D --> Physically there is no ailment

[10:32] CT: D --> I also do not live on a meteor

[10:32] DJ: oh really then where do you live all i ever registered was rock in space

[10:32] DJ: probably

[10:32] DJ: i dont listen very well

[10:33] CT: D --> A system of caverns on her imperial radiances new planet

[10:33] DJ: ohhh neat

[10:33] DJ: hehe

[10:34] DJ: her imperial radiance sounds silly

[10:34] DJ: much better than condesce tho lbr

[10:34] CT: D --> quite

[10:34] CT: D --> About Dirk

[10:34] DJ: yes the blonde guy

[10:34] DJ: what about him

[10:34] CT: D --> He does not seem to know who I am

[10:34] CT: D --> Or where he is

[10:34] CT: D --> Or his own name

[10:35] CT: D --> I am concerned

[10:35] DJ: oh fuck me with a truck of course that would happen now

[10:35] DJ: give me a sec

[10:37] CT: D --> Sir Knight

[10:38] DJ: sorry i was kind of

[10:38] DJ: you caught me in a morning after kind of way im trying to remove myself from bed without waking kankan

[10:39] CT: D --> I apologize profusely

[10:39] CT: D --> I would not have dared had it not been urgent

[10:39] DJ: dude its fine were cool B) youre just freaked about dirk and i appriciate you worrying over him

[10:40] DJ: anyway okay im out of bed

[10:40] DJ: uh

[10:40] DJ: first things first

[10:40] DJ: as hard as this will be to believe you really dont have to panic

[10:40] DJ: he kind of does this a lot

[10:41] CT: D --> If it not troubling you

[10:41] CT: D --> E%plain

[10:41] DJ: actually not that i think about it he hasnt done it in awhile which is prolly why this is so shocking but uh

[10:41] DJ: now*

[10:41] DJ: dirk has a medical condition

[10:41] DJ: and it kind of

[10:41] DJ: causes freak episodic amnesia

[10:42] DJ: usually when hes really stressed out

[10:42] DJ: or just when he has sharp mood changes

[10:42] CT: D --> He was recently distressed

[10:42] DJ: yeah over meenah being a big bitch B( i saw that

[10:43] CT: D --> Her crown aside, she had no right

[10:43] DJ: yeah dirk and the baroness dont really uh

[10:43] DJ: get on at all

[10:43] DJ: but like

[10:43] DJ: about this

[10:44] DJ: its probably best not to move him but if you want you can bring him home and ill take care of him til his memory jogs back

[10:44] DJ: it usually only lasts a few hours

[10:44] DJ: i think the longest was about a day in half but that was a long time ago

[10:44] CT: D --> Whatever you deem most fit for his care

[10:51] DJ: well like

[10:51] DJ: idk dudebro like i said its probably best not to move him beause we dont want him to be anymore disoriented than he is

[10:51] DJ: but at the same time you dont need to be saddled with that responsibility

[10:51] DJ: let me get cleaned up and dressed and ill come pick him up

[10:53] CT: D --> I have already disclosed his identity to him as well as your own and mine

[10:53] CT: D --> Was that wrong of me

[10:53] DJ: nah

[10:53] DJ: its cool he was probably wondering

[10:57] CT: D --> It require transportilizer movement to get from one part of my hive to another

[10:57] CT: D --> is it alright to move him that way

[10:57] CT: D --> It is for tea

[10:57] CT: D --> He enjoys it

[10:58] DJ: pfft tea

[10:58] DJ: uh no thats totally fine

[10:58] DJ: transportalize him away just kinda make sure it doesnt make him too dizzy

[10:59] CT: D --> Thank you

[11:00] DJ: okay im decent probably

[11:00] DJ: coords for me

[11:00] -- cuirassiersTransistor [CT] sent [EZC.txt.] --

[11:23] DJ: thanks equtie

[11:23] DJ: be there in a bit

[11:23] DJ: B) later

[11:48] GG: yeah!!

[11:48] GG: i have a few pairs actually theyre really cute??

[11:49] PP: Yeah, they are. Well, from what I've seen.

[11:49] GG: lmfao well

[11:49] GG: im glad you agree 8P

[11:49] PP: Dave got me a pair once as a gag gift, but I've only ever worn them on my head for ironic purposes. (K

[11:50] GG: wow

[11:50] PP: I'm mature.

[11:50] GG: a true shonen protag lmfao

[11:50] PP: Do my pointy shades lie? (K

[11:51] GG: im not sure its in their nature to!!

[11:51] PP: No, they just backsass me.

[11:51] GG: ai? 8P

[11:51] PP: Of course

[11:52] PP: I programmed him to backsass me.

[11:52] GG: i dont think hed be hal if he didnt backsass tbh

[11:52] GG: thats like a universal constant

[11:52] PP: Hal?

[11:52] GG: ah

[11:52] GG: sorry assumed

[11:52] GG: a lot of dirk made ais end up going by hal??

[11:53] GG: probably in reference to space odyssey

[11:53] PP: His name is Auto Responder lmao. If I were to give him a name it would probably be something silly, like Bro.

[11:53] GG: how is bro a silly name 8P

[11:54] PP: Have I just insulted someone's silly name?

[11:54] GG: maybe

[11:55] PP: Heh. I'll try to be more sensitive from now on.

[11:55] GG: its okay lmfao

[11:55] GG: no harm done etc etc

[11:56] PP: Haha, I'm like... I think two free time events away from getting Nagito's underwear.

[11:57] PP: I wonder if he wears panties.

[11:57] GG: i dont remember tbh lmfao

[11:57] GG: i know one of them has invisible underwear

[11:57] GG: i think its tanaka

[11:57] GG: "invisible"

[11:57] PP: That's horrifying and fascinating at the same time.

[11:57] PP: I want invisible underwear.

[11:58] GG: snrk

[11:58] GG: we all come ready made with a set of invisible underwear

[11:58] PP: Then I'll wear that from now on

[11:58] GG: godspeed

[11:58] GG: enjoy your healthy breeze and chafing

[11:58] PP: Pfft.

[11:59] GG: 8D

[11:59] PP: I'm on...

[11:59] PP: That time everyone has the Despair Disease.

[12:00] PP: No one's died yet, though.

[12:00] GG: its only a matter of time

[12:00] PP: I hope it's not Nagito. IK I like him.

[12:00] GG: hes sooo weird though lmfao

[12:00] PP: He is! And I think that's why I like him.

[12:01] GG: smh

[12:01] GG: enjoy your creepy spiral eyes

[12:02] PP: He's so cute though.

[12:02] GG: he has his moments lmfao

[12:02] PP: Ahhh, during his first thing...

[12:03] PP: He was so cute, and then he went nutters.

[12:03] GG: he was always nutters

[12:03] GG: just bidin his time

[12:04] PP: The ultimate hope, Jade.

[12:04] PP: -Holyshit Ibuki in the hallway scared me. She looked like the grudge.

[12:04] GG: omg

[12:04] GG: ibuki as the grudge girl

[12:05] GG: gutteral screaming and crawling

[12:05] PP: Jfc

[12:05] PP: Warped "Pop Princess" plays in the background

[12:06] GG: oh lord

[12:06] PP: Pop Princess HOLD MY HAND

[12:06] PP: Pop Princess I'M A HAND

[12:06] PP: Fan*

[12:06] PP: Oops

[12:06] GG: im a hand

[12:06] GG: perf

[12:06] PP: Lmao

[12:06] PP: I'm a hand, that's me

[12:07] GG: youre the best hand princey

[12:07] GG: keep doin what you do

[12:07] PP: Am I the hand that gets you off with a pinky? You seriously get the weirdest anons.

[12:07] GG: oh my god

[12:08] GG: why do you remember that

[12:08] PP: Because I remember a lot of things, and that was particularly humorous to me.

[12:08] GG: let the weirdness die

[12:09] PP: Nah.

[12:09] GG: r u d e

[12:09] GG: just wait until some anon shrinks you for the night

[12:09] GG: just wait

[12:09] PP: Are you going to finger me with your pinky? (K

[12:09] PP: Rude, Jade. Buy me dinner first.

[12:10] GG: omfg

[12:10] GG: im gonna noogie the crap out of you next time i see you

[12:11] PP: Be careful, I've no idea where your pinky has been.

[12:11] PP: (K

[12:11] GG: the best places 8P

[12:12] PP: Ooh lala.

[12:12] GG: jfc

[12:12] GG: why are we talking about this

[12:12] GG: i cannot believe

[12:13] PP: Heheh.

[12:13] GG: ive made a mistake

[12:14] PP: And what's that?

[12:14] PP: Me?

[12:14] PP: A mistake? Why I never.

[12:15] GG: opening anon on my askbox

[12:15] PP: Yeah, yeah. I know that feel.

[12:16] PP: It was really awkward for me the other day when they took to harassing me and my friend. Siiiigh...

[12:16] GG: ugh

[12:16] GG: yeah they can be real assholes...

[12:16] GG: i dont???

[12:16] GG: see why they care so gdamn muc

[12:16] GG: h

[12:16] GG: my h ran away

[12:16] PP: (K The force of the statement kicked it to the next line

[12:17] PP: But yeah... it made things really awkward for him and I for a little bit.

[12:17] GG: apparently

[12:17] GG: ..are things okay now??

[12:17] PP: Yeah... things are fine. I won't bore you with details, but we're still cool.

[12:18] GG: mmh

[12:18] GG: well i mean if you want to vent??

[12:18] PP: There's not really much to vent about. Practically everyone knew I had a crush on him, and I knew that he's not comfortable with quadratic feelings.

[12:19] GG: you cant help crushin on people though

[12:19] PP: It doesn't bother me, I was more upset with them trying to force me to make him uncomfortable.

[12:19] GG: yeah

[12:19] PP: He wasn't upset or anything, but we ended up having this talk about his feelings, and I felt like a tool.

[12:20] GG: why??

[12:21] PP: It's just a feeling I get sometimes. I feel really bad about... that sort of thing. I get attached to people far too easily, and I always end up causing trouble for them. He said he wasn't upset and that I was no trouble, but I couldn't help but feel like that anyway.

[12:21] GG: hey

[12:21] GG: dont feel bad for being affectionate and fond of people

[12:22] GG: theres nothing bad about that

[12:22] GG: okay???

[12:22] GG: theres nothing wrong in opening your heart and forming bonds and loving

[12:22] GG: ever

[12:23] PP: Mm... I suppose.

[12:23] GG: seriously

[12:23] PP: I'm just being dumb. I was really afraid I was going to lose a friend. I'm not good at making friends, haha.

[12:24] GG: i dont see why

[12:24] GG: youre friendly and cool 8O

[12:25] PP: Hah!

[12:25] GG: seriously!!

[12:26] PP: Actually, when I spoke to you that first time, it'd been the first time I'd spoken to anyone who wasn't my brother or his fiancee in months.

[12:26] GG: well im flattered tbh <3

[12:27] PP: Heh. (K I couldn't pass up the opportunity to talk to someone as obviously fabulous as you.

[12:27] GG: omg

[12:27] GG: youre one to talk lol

[12:28] PP: Well, obviously I'm fabulous. I'm Armstrong without the muscles, but double the sparkles.

[12:28] GG: swoon

[12:29] GG: these sparkles have been passed down the strider line for generations

[12:31] PP: Hell yes.

[12:31] PP: Obviously to the oldest, because I'm better looking than Dave.

[12:31] PP: Ow.

[12:31] PP: He threw a shoe at me.

[12:34] GG: snrk

[12:34] GG: you kinda deserved that

[12:34] GG: (also hows he holdin up)

[12:35] PP: I weep from your pity.

[12:35] PP: He's fine, he's still in recovery. He's mostly annoyed he hasn't turned back into a boy yet.

[12:35] GG: we need to train your reflxes or somethin so you can dodge wayward shoes 8P

[12:35] GG: pff well i mean

[12:36] GG: his body is still recovering

[12:36] GG: if he turned back now his internals would probably be messed up from the stretching and

[12:36] GG: uh

[12:36] GG: sorry lmfao

[12:36] GG: vague hand gestures

[12:36] PP: Lmao, hey. It's alright.

[12:37] PP: He and his fiancee are probably going to destroy their bed when they get back home so I'm glad it's taking awhile. He's way too eager for someone in his condition. Sighs about teenage boys.

[12:37] GG: well i mean

[12:37] GG: cant really blame im

[12:38] PP: Yeah, I doubt I would have made it through an entire pregnancy without going nuts. Shudder. I'm glad I'm a dude.

[12:38] GG: pfffbt

[12:38] PP: And if I ever got turned into not a dude, my matesprits would be standing at a berth of six feet away from me at all times. IK

[12:38] GG: not comfy with girls?

[12:39] PP: No way, I love girls.

[12:39] PP: I do not however want to be a girl.

[12:39] GG: no i meant your matesprit(s)

[12:39] PP: Oh, no, I would forcibly keep them away from me because no way am I ending up pregnant like Dave did.

[12:40] GG: ahem

[12:40] PP: Mm?

[12:40] GG: protection is your friend

[12:40] GG: jazz hands psa about condoms

[12:40] PP: Pfft.

[12:41] PP: I guess that would work for Jake. I'm not sure if trolls have condoms for bulges though?

[12:41] PP: At least not reliable ones. |K

[12:41] GG: iiii have no idea

[12:41] GG: thats well outside of my even vaguest of knowledge tbh

[12:42] PP: Heh. Anyway, what's going on with you this morning foxy?

[12:42] GG: not a ton tbh??

[12:42] GG: its been a p slow mornin

[12:43] GG: im half working on finishing up one of the somehow multiple sailor senshi fukus ive been asked to make lmfao

[12:45] PP: Oooh, nice.

[12:45] PP: I'm lazing around in bed chatting with people and playing Dangan Ronpa.

[12:45] PP: Ah, no, not Ibukiiiiii.

[12:46] GG: uh oh

[12:46] PP: Wow that was a morbid death.

[12:47] GG: dr man

[12:47] GG: theyre all p bad

[12:47] PP: Peko's death made me cry.

[12:48] GG: ughhh...

[12:48] GG: peko 8(

[12:48] GG: i loved peko..

[12:48] PP: She was so great... and then the whole, "I am a tool!" And Fuyohiko's crying... I was gone all over that.

[12:49] GG: necessary for character development but never not painful

[12:51] PP: Man, I'm sad about Hiyoko, but at the same time, yay, I don't have to listen to her foul mouth anymore.

[12:51] PP: Is that terrible?

[12:51] GG: nah

[12:51] GG: shes awful

[12:51] PP: She really is. Just. Chill girl. Chill.

[12:52] GG: there is literally no reason for her to be like that lmfao

[12:53] PP: No, she was just meant to be that moe character who was actually "badass" or something, but ends up just being a bitch.

[12:53] PP: Just, no reason for it.

[12:54] GG: exactly

[12:55] PP: Have you ever done anything like. You really wanna kick yourself for later?

[12:55] GG: hah

[12:55] GG: multiple times

[12:56] PP: So, I have this pretty close friend called Kit. And he's like? A Karkat alternate. He used to date this Equius, but they had a pretty bad break-up.

[12:56] PP: Then lo and behold two days after their break-up what do I do?

[12:56] PP: "Hey Equius, maybe you wanna meet my friend Kit..."

[12:56] GG: oof

[12:57] GG: did you have any idea?

[12:57] PP: I knew he'd had a bad incident with his ex, but I really wasn't thinking.

[12:58] PP: I was just like... "Oh, Equius wants to hang out with more people. He's shy and Kit's friendly. Bingo!"

[12:58] PP: And then Kit messages me like; "WHY DIRK WHY"

[12:58] PP: And I'm like "What'd I -- oh."

[01:00] GG: yeah thats a p big oops 8(

[01:01] PP: Yeah... Kit was angry for a little bit, but he cooled down. He's on the mellower side of the spectrum of Karkats, thank god.

[01:01] GG: theres a mellow side?

[01:01] PP: (K It's probably better to say he *is* the mellow side.

[01:01] GG: yeah probably lmfao

[01:02] PP: I'm of the *oh so lucky* position to know at least fucking. Half a dozen Karkats.

[01:02] PP: I'm not even exaggerating. It kills the Dirk.

[01:02] GG: that is so many karkats omfg

[01:02] GG: how does one even fucking cope

[01:02] GG: with that many gdamn shouty uh

[01:02] GG: well

[01:02] GG: yours probably arent jade bloods

[01:03] GG: whatever they are

[01:03] PP: Nah, a handful of mutant bloods and a blueblood.

[01:03] GG: oh jesus

[01:03] GG: blue karkat

[01:03] GG: that sounds like a nightmare???

[01:03] PP: The blueblood Karkat is actually really sweet! He's just a little scatterbrained.

[01:04] PP: And he likes to adopt way too many children. Mostly other Karkats. Sigh.

[01:04] GG: pfffbbtt

[01:04] GG: thats oddly cute

[01:04] PP: Let me see if I can list...

[01:04] PP: Blukat, Tarkat, Lie, King, Dar, Knight, Kit, Voy...

[01:05] GG: wow

[01:05] PP: There are two Dar's, never mind.

[01:05] GG: jfc

[01:05] GG: too many shouty nubs

[01:05] PP: Oh wait, I forgot the other King. And that seadweller Karkat? Jfc.

[01:06] GG: seadweller karkat wth

[01:06] PP: I'm fuckdeep in Karkats.

[01:06] PP: Oh, I forgot Con, too.

[01:06] GG: clearly!!!

[01:06] PP: How many is that?

[01:06] PP: 12.

[01:07] PP: So I was wrong I know a dozen.

[01:07] GG: okay now all i can imagine is like

[01:07] GG: dumb little karkat cupcakes because im still half awake

[01:07] GG: cupkats

[01:07] PP: Omfg.

[01:08] GG: you have a dozen cupkats

[01:08] GG: congrats

[01:08] PP: Messiah's bless or whatever.

[01:08] GG: smdh

[01:08] GG: not sure we want those blessins

[01:09] PP: True.

[01:09] PP: I've only met?

[01:09] PP: One clown I like?

[01:09] PP: And that's some old GHB.

[01:09] PP: Most of the Gamzee's I meet are off their rocker.

[01:09] GG: i like bonesie so far but

[01:09] GG: yeah

[01:09] GG: gamzees are terrifying

[01:09] GG: all indigos are terrifying

[01:09] GG: ours was a fef and

[01:09] GG: jfc

[01:09] PP: J f c.

[01:10] PP: Indigo Fef that was a nightmare I never needed.

[01:10] GG: chipper fucking murderess talkin about putting you into the care of the messiahs via killin you yeah

[01:10] PP: Holy shit.

[01:10] PP: Lmao guess who's gonna die todayyyyy! 38D 38D

[01:10] GG: yeah

[01:10] GG: yeah basically

[01:11] GG: ugh those are bad memories

[01:12] PP: Your troll's sound like a nightmare tbfh.

[01:12] GG: you have no idea

[01:14] PP: We have some bad ones. What were yours like?

[01:14] GG: a gdamn mess

[01:15] GG: not all of them are bad but

[01:15] GG: the ones that are are well...

[01:15] GG: i mean our tyrian - vriska

[01:15] GG: shes a fucking nightmare

[01:15] PP: Tyrian Vriska Serket holy fuck.

[01:15] GG: yeah

[01:15] GG: and aradias no picnic either but shes not as bad as she used to be

[01:16] GG: and its not even just the high bloods like???

[01:16] GG: our terezi is rust and she used me as a test subject during our session basically

[01:16] GG: got like 80 alternate mes killed trying to figure out how my powers worked

[01:17] PP: Christ.

[01:17] GG: ugh

[01:17] GG: sorry

[01:18] PP: Hey, its cool.

[01:21] GG: anyways yeah

[01:21] GG: that aside

[01:21] GG: how are you besides dr induced pain

[01:26] PP: Mm... I'm alright. A little sleepy though.

[01:26] GG: residual sleepiness or need a nap sleepiness?

[01:29] PP: Mm...

[01:29] PP: I've only been awake... hm...

[01:29] PP: Since maybe 15 before midnight?

[01:29] GG: dude

[01:29] GG: go sleep

[01:30] PP: What? That's only like... 12... 13... nearly 14 hours.

[01:30] GG: dirk

[01:30] PP: I can make it to 15 if I try hard.

[01:30] GG: go at least take a nap

[01:30] PP: Siiigh...

[01:30] GG: sleep deprivition is unhealthy

[01:30] GG: go

[01:30] GG: metaphorical butt swat

[01:30] PP: Alright.

[01:30] PP: Ooh!

[01:30] PP: Metaphorical yelp.

[01:31] PP: (K Night doll.

[01:31] GG: pffbt

[01:31] GG: night darlin

[01:31] GG: sweet dreams 8)

[01:31] PP: If you're in them, sure. (;K

[01:31] GG: dream of finally getting to that last free time event 8P

[01:31] PP: Pffft. It's my goal in life.

[01:32] PP: Ttyl.