@pessimistiic

     A relaxed sigh came from the smaller skeleton, shoulders visibly relaxing as Fang spoke. Just his presence alone was usually enough to cheer Sans up and this time was no exception. He couldn’t help but smirk as his gaze shifted back up to meet the other set of white lights.

     His skull tilted back at the sight of his alternate, the look on Humerus’ face turning uncharacteristically offended. For a few long moments, he was completely silent, his hands balling dramatically into fists deep inside his pockets. Then finally, when it seemed as though he could take no more, the monster spoke. “You’re unfairly tall.”

    Sans’ shoulders slumped as the other purred, long sigh escaping the obviously exhausted skeleton. At this point, all he wanted to do was have a smoke and sleep, but the greeting he received was a pleasant surprise. Having Fang around always helped him after long days like this. He rolled up his bloodstained sleeves, dimmed white pinpricks shifting up to look at the larger of the two.

  “ You have no idea... Same shit as always. ” He grumbled. “ I need a fuckin’ drink. ”

[ SMS to: BOSSMAN ] 

   okay but wconsider this 

[ SMS to: BOSSMAN ] 

   how about you come take shots zwith me 

[ SMS to: BOSSMAN ] 

   and we gco home otgether larte ;e)

[ TXT: snaggletooth ]

    > i was actually about to say no, but i’m down for shots.     > wait no that’s a bad idea

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[ TXT: snaggletooth ]

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     Sans sneered at every human who walked past, eye glowing bright blue as he tried repeating to himself that everything was going to be okay.

                               Everything was going to be okay…..

                                                                       …..Everything was not going to be okay.

     For someone who’s soul is literally made of patience, he certainly didn’t have any right now and he almost couldn’t control himself. Who in their right mind would hurt his little brother? The same little bro who would hurt a fucking FLY?!