Jul 1, 2021
Alberto: Okay... don't get mad, but I accidentally ran over a dog with our Vespa...
Luca: YOU DID WHAT???
Alberto: I'm kidding, I'm kidding, Luca! Don't worry
Luca: Oh thank God-
Alberto: It was actually Ercole
Luca: ALBERTO
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Alberto: Okay... don't get mad, but I accidentally ran over a dog with our Vespa...
Luca: YOU DID WHAT???
Alberto: I'm kidding, I'm kidding, Luca! Don't worry
Luca: Oh thank God-
Alberto: It was actually Ercole
Luca: ALBERTO
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RIP Ercole. Mans died w a fish to the face.
Has this been done yet?
Luca: *to God* I need someone to be my friend. Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you have
Alberto: *emerges from smoke and rubble, cackling*
This took a lot longer than I'd like to admit ;<;
Alberto: Dude, last night I was at a restaurant and I really needed to pass gas
Giulia: ...and?
Alberto: And the music was really loud so I did it
Giulia: ...AND?
Alberto: I realized I was listening to my headphones...
Giulia:
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As Luca, Alberto, and Giulia get older, Alberto and Giulia begin swearing like sailors in every fuckin sentence. Realizing how much it bothers Luca, the two only do it more.
Alberto: Hey, Luca, could you fucking pass the... motherfucking uhhhh... salt?
Luca, annoyed: Could you ask that in a nicer way?
Alberto, glancing at Giulia across the table: Fine! Could you please fucking pass the motherfucking salt?
Luca: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Giulia: Hey, Alberto, you're colorblind, right?
Alberto: Slightly, why?
Giulia: I know what I'm getting you for your birthday
Alberto: ???
Giulia: A rubix cube
Alberto: ...
Alberto: Fuck you
Texting Convos with Massimo
Alberto: MASSIMO, THERE'S A MOTH ON THE BATHROOM DOOR
Alberto: CAN YOU PLEASE GET IT??
Alberto: Massimo?
Alberto: DAD?
Massimo: Dad is dead. You're next. -Moth