#perysa

Kaiden and Refero belong to @greentikes, Miidae and Perysa are mineeeee

wicked cool fantroll Perysa Vanesi commission for Pigsocks

Click through for dumbass captions as always and thanks for looking~

Battle Intro: Appears in a flurry of black rose petals, puts his parasol away. “Victory: “I’d say your death would do the world some good, but trash begets trash…” And he turns his back to the camera and disappears into a shadowy void door leaving black rose petals behind him.Half HP: “Hmm. This is starting to get annoying.”Low HP: “You’re really fucking annoying!”Defeat: “Fuck! FUCK!!”Death: “HOW DARE YOU?!” And he gestures dramatically before finally collapsing, in a pool of very bright neon purple blood. Assist: “Take this and be grateful!”Taunt: His facecloth sports a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face on it and he flips you off with both hands.Reacting to Taunt: “Eat shit!” And his face cloth changes to a (ꐦ ಠ皿ಠ ) face. Flee: “Time to bounce!” Disappears through a shadowy door and appears further away on the stage.Reacting to Flee: “You think I’d let you escape after seeing my face? You’re in the minority there.” (attack power gets boosted)Tie: “I’ll let you have that one. You don’t have long to live anyway.”Perfect Victory: “Hah! How’d you like that shit?” Sits down and has a cup of tea, and you still don’t see his face or how he drinks/eats anything with the facecloth on.Low HP Victory: Laughter, that starts normally before getting heartier and louder and he has to bend over to catch his breath.Finishing Move: He opens his bumbershooter (parasol that weighs a few hundred pounds and is also a machine gun) to pepper you with bullets, before snapping it shut and just bludgeoning you to death with it, all while there are black rose petals swirling about before turning whatever your blood colour was.

Pale: Baburu (BUT SUPER GRUDGINGLY)

of course he’s only going to admit this under Extreme Duress so hey