#pervy!reader

I’ve heard ENOUGH about pervy!ellie, what about pervy!reader who purposely wears a tiny skirt to get Ellie thinking?

Pervy!reader who offers to do laundry for the both of them, takes way longer than it should. Ellie also seems to be missing a few underwear’s after??

Pervy!reader who snuck into Ellie’s room one night while she was away for the weekend, getting off to the mere scent she left behind in the room??????

Wheres the pervy!reader who caught a glimpse of Ellie’s boobs on accident once and constantly imagines the pretty bud between their lips?????

WHERESS TJE NARRATIVE??? THE RHETORIC????? WHYYYYYYYYY

there’s a pause as kyle waits for johnny to blink whatever love hearts are clouding his vision out of his eyes before kyle plasters on his most charming smile and offers up his hand for you to shake. 

“kyle, lovely to meet you.” and yeah, maybe it was overkill to drop a wink at you but hey, it’s always charmed the knickers off everyone he’s met before. no harm, no foul as that american prick graves had said once upon a time. 

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“fucks wrong wiv you then, get bent over and fucked too ‘ard again or summat?” ghost grunts from behind his balaclava.

kyle wants to roll his eyes in exasperation because obviously johnny’s been shagged seven ways from sunday and back again, but he manages to suppress the urge - barely. 

johnny sneers petulantly in ghost’s direction before stabbing at what kyle thinks is probably sausage casserole viciously.