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Hey I'm not crazy, these are great right? 🤔
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what are some normal household items you can use as a dildo that’s not a hair brush since is don’t have one
Material wise we’re looking for anything that’s not porous so that it doesn’t hold bacteria. Please be sure to still clean in between uses.
Silicone and wood/metal with a condom or rubber glove covering are typically decent materials if we are not disposing of the product after use. You want to avoid anything with hard edges or that could break inside of you to avoid damage to yourself.
Depending on the girth and length your looking for will change what might be good.
Some ideas:
- toothbrush
- cucumber
- travel sized bottles
- cooking utensil handles
- the really large sharpies
- wrenches (other tool handles)
*If we are using these anally, do not use anything that doesn’t have a flared base*
went to get some pervertables (vanilla items used for kinky purposes), but the hardware store already perverted this one
lashing strap? come on now
for the record i don’t intend to use these directly on a person, they’re going around furniture to fasten cuffs to (i’m diy-ing under bed restraints basically)
LTFAF
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Yes I'm back on my horrible horrible LTFAF ... thing. I swear I'm not setting out to ruin your childhood, it just happens. More below the cut and uncensored on my ao3 as usual.
Who wants a free 🎁 ?
No, really!
I’m gonna try something here...let’s see what happens...
The other day, this fanblog journal devotional... thing... reached a nice, round, and honestly, suprising number of followers (considering that most of what I have here are memes of various sexy stuff, and posts how Jack just does it for me). That’s even *after* the pornbots were deleted, too! Color me shocked...
And, as Dr. Frankenfuter says, “...when the mood takes me, I can be quite generous,” so I’m going to celebrate by giving away a brand-spankin’-new set of fun pervertable sensation-play toys.
So, if you want a free pervy winter holiday gift (Hands-behind-your-back-ukah? Kinksmas? Yule-be-good-for-Daddy? Hogs-tie-watch? [fuck you, I’m hilarious]),and you’re in one of the continuous 48 states, drop me a DM. I’ll find a hat, put all the names in and pull one out on Sunday, December 9th, and post your booty out that Tuesday.
If you’re hesitant because they look too scary, just let me know and I’ll give you the whole spiel about their versatility; because I and all my kink friends love these and you deserve fun toys, damnit! If you’re hesitant to give me an address to send them to... I donno, give me a neighbor’s address and tell them you put the wrong number on a order form, I really don’t care.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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A vase I picked up a few years ago at value village. I thought it looked very sexy, and I’ve being thinking of what to do with it since then. Today I’ve just done the first half of making a mold to cast it. I love the design of the vase, the way it slips in and out of the steel leaves in the holder. It’s satisfying to do. Maybe I should post a video once this job is done. Would be hot to make a similar object with a cock shaped vase and anal/genital “leaves”. For another day.
“Pervertables…are they like Lunchables?”
“The happiest meal.”