#perv quartet

it even breaks the fourth wall. i often draw seren staring directly at the viewer, confronting the voyeurs of their suffering. confronting me, for not intervening. “you’re no better than them.”

anyway this might be necessary

this account samples the last reply a blocked user made before the person they were replying to blocked them

seren

vesper

roan

bryn

bryn: um

roan: BREAKAGE! breakage right at the front of her crown! it’s severe, she can’t get it to lay down because it’s too short! her luster has notably dulled, she doesn’t smile nearly enough! you should be ashamed of yourselves

seren: uh

roan: so i drafted a quick checklist of her needs, routines with durations and intervals, proper supplies that you should replenish as necessary, the names of all of her stuffies, her favorite and least favorite foods, her preferred room temperature, and her optimal resting heart rate. honestly, it’s the bare goddamn minimum!

bryn: what

roan: we’re going to go through the whole list together, point by point. and don’t even THINK of trying to get out of this, i already locked the doors and gave orders to everyone in the vicinity to apprehend you if you attempt to escape

roan: are you stupid? i’m obviously not “polyamorous” and if i had it my way, insinuating that i’m not completely and exclusively devoted to my mirca should be an offense punishable by death. 

bryn: a “polycule??” nah, i have a HAREM—[seren and roan simultaneously whack them upside the head] OW HEY WHAT WAS THAT FOR

vesper: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT WE, THE TWO TOP DUELISTS IN THE COUNTRY, ARE OFFICIALLY INVOLVED WITH THOSE DISGUSTING VERMIN THAT WE ARE CLEARLY SUPERIOR TO?! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, FOOL!