#perv!vern

Going to see vern (your old friends with benefits) at his house and solemnly knocking on his door with tears in your eyes, arms wrapped around your stomach trying to hold yourself together. He opens the door with a glass of whiskey in his hand and tilts his head as he sees you

"Sugar? What are ya doin' here so late?"

"Can I come in?"

He leads you over to his chair and sits down, placing the whiskey on the table before looking at you and patting his lap

"Cmere, tell me what happened" He whispers pulling you into his lap. He'd listen as you shake and complain about all the men that fucked you over how this was the third date and none of the men could make you cum. Especially not like Vern does. He strokes your hair nodding along and pressing kisses to your neck while you speak

"It's just not fair Vern"

"I know it aint sugar, none of 'em can please you like I can"

He positions you so you're straddling his lap and thrusts up letting you feel how hard he is. Neither of you waist any time and before you know it you're riding his dick and already close

"Vernie-fuck 'm gonna cum"

"Me too, me too doll. Cum for me, be a real good girl"

He holds you as you shake and whimper pulling you into his chest and whispering how good you are until you finally calm down. He's so smug about being the only man that can make you cum

Perv!Vern taking you on whats seemingly a nice roadtrip but he's really only doing it so he can touch you and fuck you in public more. Driving around in his beat up truck with his hand on your thigh listening to old songs, you don't notice his fingers slowly creeping upwards.

When he finally stops the truck it's outside a rundown motel that's definitely seen better days. He tells you it's just for one night and you can get back on the road in the morning

"Cmon sugar, it'll be fine I swear"

"Vern this place looks practically abandoned!"

"Nah it's fine darlin' just stay close to me, yeah?"

"If you say so"

He gets you both settled into the room and watches as you bend over to put your things down, his cock already hardening. He runs his fingers along the layer of dust covering the dresser and moves towards you, his cock pressing against your ass

"You're so fuckin' beautiful darlin"

"Seriously Vern? Here? Of all places"

He spins you around your hands automatically finding the hard panes of his chest

"Doesn't matter where we are, I'd fuck you anywhere" His fingers roam over your body before pushing you down onto the old mattress. Now laying on the worn out blanket you look up at him eyes wide

"At least shut the curtains?"

Vern LOVES eating you out, unfortunately he doesn't shave his beard as much as should. So when it's night time and he's buried between your legs again, tongue laping at your clit, his beard is scratching against your cunt and inner thighs. Of course he doesn't care it just adds more stimulation, but the scratchy and corse feeling often gets to much

"V-Vern please" You whimper pushing against the top of his head trying to pry him away. Instead he just hums in response

"What is it darlin'? Whats got my girl whining like that, huh?"

" 'S your beard, it's to much" You cry out as he sucks against your clit again

"Aw poor baby can't handle a little roughness?"

"It's to much" You cry out again but he ignores you, instead delving back to your dripping pussy. As he eats you out he makes sure to rub his beard against you more, watching the red marks appearing in it's wake. You push and squirm against his face, silently begging for him to stop (although you both know you enjoy it)

"Darlin' you're actin' like this is torture but this pretty cunt is still dripping wet f'me, so which is it? Does it hurt or does it make you soaked?"

"You're gonna leave a rash"

"Too late for that, see darlin' already red and raw around this sweet pussy I ain't stopping now" Vern fucks you with his mouth, his tongue pressed against your clit teasing slowly before diving deeper. Your slick runs down his chin as he eats your cunt, your fingers tangled in his hair while you moan his name.

His face is covered in your wetness and it only spurs him on more. Your cunt is rubbed raw by his beard and you're so agonizingly close

"Vern, I'm gonna cum!"

Dads best friend!Vern who rubs his buldge against your face and tells you all the depraved things he wants too do too you

Dads best friend!Vern who catches you at a party that you shouldn't be at, instead of telling your dad he keeps it a secret as long as you do some *special* things for him

Dads best friend!Vern that comes over too your house too 'spend time with your parents' but really he's watching you the whole time

Dads best friend!Vern who steals a pair of your panties whenever he goes over too your house

Dads best friend!Vern who makes you sneak out at 2am just too give him a blowjob

Dads best friend!Vern that gets hard watching you beg on your knees for him not too tell anyone what you've been doing together

Dads best friend!Vern who refuses too fuck you when you first get together as he doesn't want such an old man ruining you but now he takes every opportunity too hend you over

Warnings: scent kink, this is so icky, pit sniffing, jerking off, pubes, swearing, just lots of smut

(A request from my friend, I hope you like it!!)

I was sat on the sofa waiting for Vern too get home from work after his shift, he'd been helping Melior down at the mechanics for the past few weeks too earn some extra money. But today he'd been working overtime and fuck was it boring without him.

The tv was playing in the background but I wasn't paying much attention my focus instead was on the window waiting for his truck too pull up, and finally it did. When he walked in he was tired, eyes heavy and he was sweating. His shirt riding up slightly too show of the trail of hair on his stomach

"Vern! You're finally home" I said jumping up and hugging him, burrying my face in his neck

"Yeah baby I'm home now, don't ever want too leave again" He sighed and kissed the top of my head "I'm gonna go take a shower darlin"

"No wait" I said before I could stop myself

"Why not? I stink" He asked cocking his head too the side

"Well you know, I like it you smell good"

"Oh, Is that so darlin'? Well I guess if you really like it I can hold off showering a bit" He smirkes going too sit on the sofa

" C'mere then" He patted his lap.

I walked over too him and sat on his lap, he wrapped his arms around me and kissed me

"Fuck you taste so good" He muttered against my lips before pulling back and taking off his t-shirt he lifted his arms above his head, showing off his armpits.

I moaned as I leaned forward rubbing my face against hair there, I pressed gentle kisses too his pit and sniffed harder

"Vern, fuck" I whimpered against him

"Oh baby you're already so hard" He cooed

"All for you" I whined back, trailing kisses down his body until I reached his trousers, unbuttoning them and pulling his cock free. He hissed as the cool air brushed against his tip

"Fuck, God you're killin' me here" He moaned as I wrapped my hand around his cock and started stroking him.

I pressed my lips too the base of his cock kissing and licking there before hiding my face in the small patch of hair.

I continued jerking him off as I sniffed and licked at his pubes, his hand gripped my hair holding me down while his hips bucked faster

"I'm gonna cum, fuck fuck I'm cumming" He said, hot ropes of cum shooting out the tip of his cock and onto my hand.

When he pulled me back into his lap afterwards, we kissed before leaning our foreheads against each other

"You're such a good boy" He whispered

"I love you Vern"