#persepico

Nico was a gay man, he had a boyfriend, Will. One day, Nico had a single thought, he realized that he wasn’t actually gay. He realized that W*ll S*lace had turned him gay! He should’ve known! Once he realized this, he broke up with W*ll, and he then bought a straight pride flag, went onto Twitter and demanded a straight pride month and parade, and announced to all media platforms that he had chosen to no longer be gay, but straight. Nico then decided to rename himself, for Nico is far to gay of a name. He decided on Nick; a masculine and alpha name. Yes, being an alpha male would make sure he never gets tricked into being gay again. After changing his name, but not in a trans way mind you, his cishet alpha male ass went to find a girlfriend. But there’s a problem. There’s so many girls that want to be with him! There’s Reyna, Thalia, Rachel, Sally, Annabeth, Juniper, Mellie, Lu, Meg, Bianca(I decided she didn’t die cus if she did Nick’s trauma would’ve made him gay with no return❤️), Persephone and Hazel. He is very troubled on who he should date, so he decides to date them all. What an icon!