#perryramble

art

i would say that prices will generally depend on what you want and how much time it'll take. while i usually spend my time doing little doodles like this-

(me lol)

this is more of an example of what i can do when i invest a shit load of time into it.

helnwein with elephants. i know right. how incredibly niche. i promise there's context.

top one i would say took me about half an hour, bottom one i would say 25-30 hours. i feel like ~£15 per hour of my time is a realistic estimate.

writing

i do that too. head over to my ao3 to get a feel for what my writing is like. for this, i would say £15 per 1000 words is fair, because it takes me about an hour to write that much.

(i may also post examples of prior commissions here if i get the ok from my sponsors - watch this space!)

fandoms

at the moment i'm Very into of the devil and expedition 33 so that's always a good shout. historically i've been into fandoms such as sonic the hedgehog (and i know you guys are expansive (pun not intended) and generous, lol) jak and daxter, the adventure zone, red vs blue, steven universe, fire emblem 3h, who/lock (not super, sadly) a bunch of old timey furry cartoons.... if i've ever reblogged fandom memes on here and indicated that i go there, then i'll be happy to write or draw something for you.

if it's a fandom i'm unfamiliar with, i may add additional charges for however long it'll take me to familiarise myself with it enough to make whatever you want me to make.

i am happy to write something non fandom related but again you might have to give me a heads up on who these guys are and what they do lol.

boundaries

if you want me to write about: real people, shitting in any capacity, gore, incest, intense underage* or noncon - that would incur an additional surcharge for the sake of my mental health. there may be things i haven't thought of that this applies to. if so, i'll tell you while we're negotiating.

* i will define that if you message me about it.

i will not write knife play or anything to do with knives or stabbing people. i can't. sorry.

i will not write body horror at all. if you want to amalgamate your faves please ask somebody else.

as of today i am also not going to write the wizards. fuck that old lady. i cannot peacefully live in my country anymore.

(so if you have lots of money and you want to give a tranny a good day i am also here for that.)

if you say hey write this i have a right to say no. please don't be a sweary simon at me about it. this hasn't happened yet but i feel like i should specify it anyway.

that's literally about it.

still interested?

art

i would say that prices will generally depend on what you want and how much time it'll take. while i usually spend my time doing little doodles like this-

(me lol)

this is more of an example of what i can do when i invest a shit load of time into it.

helnwein with elephants. i know right. how incredibly niche.

top one i would say took me about half an hour, bottom one i would say 25-30 hours. i feel like ~£10 per hour of my time is a realistic estimate.

writing

i do that too. head over to my ao3 to get a feel for what my writing is like. for this, i would say £10 per 1000 words is fair, because it takes me about an hour to write that much.

fandoms

i'm pretty into sonic the hedgehog at the moment, and i know you guys are expansive (pun not intended) and generous, lol. historically i've also been into other fandoms such as the adventure zone, red vs blue, steven universe, fire emblem 3h, who/lock (not super, sadly) a bunch of old timey furry cartoons.... if i've ever reblogged fandom memes on here and indicated that i go there, then i'll be happy to write or draw something for you.

if it's a fandom i'm unfamiliar with, i may add additional charges for however long it'll take me to familiarise myself with it enough to make whatever you want me to make.

boundaries

if you want me to write about: certain wizards, real people, shitting in any capacity, gore, incest, or noncon - that would incur an additional surcharge for the sake of my mental health. there may be things i haven't thought of that this applies to. if so, i'll tell you while we're negotiating.

i will not write body horror at all. if you want to amalgamate your faves please ask somebody else.

that's literally about it.

still interested?