#perry talks

The airship could use a pirate style figurehead methinks... LIKE A NOCTOWL

fasdfasd woke up to realize i couldnt open my mouth all the way and i must have dislocated my jaw or something and then put it back in the wrong way in my sleep because i had to pop it back in place??? but its not as painful as dislocation is because i had someone dislocate my jaw in a fight when i was little so i dont think its exactly that but anyways i am going to have to stop sleeping on my side

i had to make up a marching band show for a end of year project for band and my theme was “story about a man who ignored dynamite safety laws and after being in a horrible dynamite accident he is very surprised he did not die (also happy because he likes living)” and my pieces were Dynamite, Bang!, and I’m still standing

it is OVER for you bitches, my grandma took me and my siblings out to the fabric store and i got some really nice legend of zelda print fabric that matches my hair and i am gonna make a skirt with pockets and i will be unstoppable

i was like oh mmmmm why dont i read more comedic or fluffy fics instead of angst and then i read like three and it took me forever because i had to take so many breaks to flap my hands and arms and wiggle in excitement and then come back and read

horrible line of thinking here but hear me out: humans are either a very diverse set of pokemon or evolved from a pokemon. if every animal and most of the bugs and some of the plants are pokemon so are the humans. meowth is also very close to being a human because he was able to get around only saying meowth and therefore is one step closer than any other pokemon to being human.