#peppermint posting

the second hand on my watch is the exact opposite timing with the second hand on the wall clock. you know what that means #freeemdr 😘✌️🥳

when i was a kid, i was always confused by people saying it takes a lot of money to make rocket ships because, in my head, the resources already all exist? like we have them why can’t we just give them to the rocket people so they can make rockets? and i think i was right. give the rocket resources to the rocket people. fuck it.

junpei is baby girl I Guess, but also if guns were legal in japan i think a good couple of his classmates would no longer be with us.

had BOTH of our other locations call me at work today to ask me how to do the same thing. my brother in christ, problem solve. anyway, very important quote from my manager: “you shouldn’t have to use your brain for other people.” thank you queen i will be thinking about that forever.

my hips don’t lie but they do speak in riddles and vague prophecies so it’s not my problem if you get the wrong idea

“Hey mom, don’t let the dog out for a bit. What? Yeah, guy in a hi-vis vest is here to stand around in our back yard for a bit. I’m sure he’ll leave soon.”

weird kids with “old souls” tend to grow up to be old people with childlike spirits, eh? big fan of that.