#peony.

//SHRUG

WinterIron kissus.

Harley only wants daddy.

Peter has the best bed.

IronPanther kissus~

Yandere wife will keep her husband safe.

Spare his tiddies Nat... theyre delicate. ((Happys concerned.))

((Nat says fine but she gets his tush and invites some friends. Mantis is living vicariously through Tony.))

>:o Gamoras not gentle at all.

For later use?

Bad touch Jarvis...

AIs have no shame.

Peter control yourself.

How Strange~

I didnt finish this Killian/Tony but w/e who even likes Killian.

Tonys just not very nice like... its right there. Quills happy enough tho.

Vision you stud.

Its ok Cap.... not everyone can be as righteous and noble and smooth as Rhodey. The only good Stony is one-sided Stony.

Sam share your popcorn ya jerk

((Im also a jerk I forgot Thor and his godly beard. Im a god damn animal. A skunk specifically.))

Did someone say GaTony? No? ... oh well this is awkward.

TChalla you were already a furry stop pretending like youre shocked.

Tony doesnt like BAD DOGS.

Are u teething, Harley?

Tonys outie is useless. ((When my cat Tasha was a baby she used to try to nurse from my other cat Tony... he was very bothered.))

Jarvis is a good doggo.

Peter: MR STARK I LOVE YOU

Peter Peter Pumpkin eater. (Tonys a pumpkin)

When u old and just wanna live but these whippersnappers are just 2 damn agile and quick to be stopped.

Groot: I AM GROOT! (translation: MR STARK I LOVE YOU!)

Tony escapes to his workshop but still isnt left in peace... but he doesnt mind Groot and Rocket snuggling up with him.

Omnic!Jarvis and Friday love their boss.

Thanos: Why hello there Merchant of Death~ Thanos subordinant: //IS PUSH

Peter Peter and Steven tryin hard to get them some... BUT GROOT WINS.

Theyre watching Pocahontas.

Also originally Tony was gonna play with Draxs neat red scar marks or w/e but while lookin up refs of him I noticed he didnt have nipples. So I focused on that... as ya do.

Drax seeing Tonys nipples would be a lot more fun probably.

(Fic prompt Drax/Tony nipple play ;;;;o )

IDKY I doodled WW/Tony... but... its awfully... STRANGE WHAT A NICE SEGUE

Vision and Strange like Tony like they like their cupcakes. Soft and sweet... and filled with cream.

And thats how Dr Strange died.

RIP Furys reputation.

Fic Prompt: Tonys villain origin story. Thanos takes a liking to Tony and destroys Earth because he sees that its hurting Tony. Tony develops some crazy Stockholm syndrome and takes his place as Thanos pet. At least his Master loves him. GOTG are surprised to find Tony alive...

Lure in that tasty mouse with cheese. TChalla knows how its done.

Wing AU? (Mommas a peach faced lovebird thats where Tony gets the red and yellow)

Shifter AU

Dat venison tho.

Rhodey and Bruce are bear shifters. Tony loves him some bears.

TChalla... not so much.

Its unnatural no wonder they fell apart. You cant have that Predator-Prey ratio.

Peter and Steven are here tho

Or maybe TChalla is younger and gets a crush

Shuri honey... TChalla is thirsty as well.

Shuri: Oh we are so sorry. My handsome and single brother can be so clumsy.

Tony: OH

TChalla stop making things weird.

So you know that Greek Gods WinterIron AU I talked about... maybe? Did I talk about it? IDK... ANYWAYS.

Tony is Hades. Steve is Poseidon. (Thor is Zeus but dont worry about it.)

Steve pulled a straight up Little Mermaid and wanted to be part of the human world after seeing Peggy (or Sharon w/e you prefer) and meets Bucky. Joins the army etc etc... but during a battle Bucky loses his arm and is discharged. Losing his career and his arm made him depressed/caused him to drink and dies prematurely because REASONS. Steve decides to ask his Lord of the Dead brother for a favor.

Jarvis is Charon, ferryman of Hades.

Steve tries to bargain for Buckys life, Tony refuses saying that Buckys life isnt worth more than anyone elses and that good men, soldiers, brothers, sons etc die everyday and Steves case just isnt that special.

After Steve leaves Tony meets up with Bucky.

Traditionally youre supposed to give Charon two coins for him to take you to Hades.... nobody uses change anymore and Jarvis’ coin collection is suffering.

Bucky and Tony bond.

something something.

Steve breaks Bucky out of Hades.

Etc etc.

Bucky isnt happy back where he was but also doesnt want to leave Steve alone.

I only got so far with this AU...

But anyways itd end up WinterIron (and a little Cyberhusbands tbh because I cant resist a little Cyberhusbands.)

--------------------And then suddenly a Pokemon AU-------------------------

Trainer Tony uses REFRESH

“I should have won...”

“You did great J”

Tony isnt shy about playing favorites..

Jarvis aint used to sharing

(Thats BlaziKillian lol)

Porygon Z cant actually learn sweet kiss.

J: There is no need to be scared Sir... I am here to protect you. T: ...yeah... yeah thats right...

J: Its just the radar sir. Lets get the item. T: REALLY... J: It might be something useful.

J: Ah here it is sir! T: ... I... found something better...

T: Who abandons an egg? J: Perhaps they had no choice... T: W/e I guess I’ll take care of this too. First Fury and HIS team now this? It aint your fault buddy... let warm you up. J: <3 <3

T: ...its hatching!

T: ... Shiny Spinarak! P: MR STARK!!! I FINALLY GET TO SEE YOU!!!

Peter the Shiny Spinarak becomes the second Pokemon Tony hatches and keeps. Tonys got that shiny touch.

Jarvis shoulda known what would happen if his master got a new puppy.

In case ya wondering where Rhodey is in all this... hes the first Pokemon Tony tried to catch a Lucario. But he failed. They became friends tho.

HOW BOUT SOME FURRIES

Zootopia style.

Rhodey aint got no time for Steve rn hes too busy snugglin with his cat bf Tony

Wolves are all about ranks.

Bruce is the best body pillow.

//crude joke

Tonys poofy cheek is a tragic victim of TChallas kisses.

OK I think thats all I got..

I FORGOT BB BOTS!