#penisinquestion

is there a reason why she’s named penis? she’s very cute but i saw your tags and thought i came across a very obscure fandom

total amount of penis: 1

i am a little bit confused by the implication that this is NOT a very obscure fandom. because it is definitely not true. we are, in fact, her fanbase. and, in fact, she had fanfare even before the blog began – which is why it even did in the first place. (i could not deprive this world of the knowledge of her. it would have been cruel.) it is actually common occurrence for me to receive DMs that read things like "show penis" and "CAT"

(screenshot of discord server i am not on, courtesy of the friend who relays the penis imagery. i think they call me penis dealer)

i worship the ground she walks on. many several discord and tumblr users workship the ground she walks on. you should be worshipping the ground she walks on. in fact, i wrote most of this at two in the morning instead of sleeping because turning the light off made me sad, as i could no longer look at her even though she was on my bed with me. i still had a good ear on her loud 2am selflicking session, however (it is very funny. everytime). i am #0 penis fan

but to answer your question: a toddler i know personally once saw a picture of her and yelled "PENIS" and due to supporting evidence she is now best known as penis

(supporting evidence)

her "real" name is actually pebble! but at this point it is mostly only family, the people at her vet clinic, and some others here and there who call her that. penis is, by now, just as much her name as pebble is.

pillow too flat? become pastry!

this is a gimmick blog! surprise! inspired by @how-much-yellow and @how-many-purples. incidentally also made on the same day as @how-many-blues

i count how many much of my penis (not her legal name) are in a post! occasional important and vital and crucial and unmissable information on current affairs of her loveliness will be tagged #penisinquestion

total amount of penis: 4

(bonus secret: that's how old she is!) ((in years)) ((( :) )))

[REDACTED]-child floor time with my penis. we are visiting her grandfather. her ass is NOT happy about the hour-long drive. or the dog. or the current state of affairs.