#penisalert

NOW IT’S TOM IN BRONSON

-sobs- please make it stop

however now at least i can predict their tags

first it was “fassydick” now it’s “hardydick”

@lezzerlee THAT PIC BARELY MAKES THE CUT

first i let out an audible gasp

then i scrolled fast

then i panicked

then i went back up

then i looked

and looked some more

and studied it

and realized there isn’t really a giant throbbing penis anywhere

so we’re cool, it’s cool

i really don’t know what the point of this post was 

oh yes

TASTEFUL CROSSDRESSING PORN

I WAS SCROLLING AND IT WAS JUST THERE HOLY SHIT

IT WAS MOVING BECAUSE IT WAS A GIF

IT WAS BEING ALL DANGLY AND FUGLY AS PENII TEND TO DO

WHY Y’ALL GOTTA DO THIS AND NOT TAG

-has a panic attack-

-runs around screaming-