(LILY@PEHCA) WOW YOU'RE SO TALENTED BORK BORK!! YOU SHOULD HANG OUT WITH MY OLD LADY, SHE'S REALLY COOL TOO!! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HER AND THE OTHERS AROUND THE FARM BORK?? YOU MUST KNOW A LOT ABOUT EVERYONE WITH HOW IN CHARGE YOU SEEM!!
But you would be correct! I am quiteĀ ālarge and in charge!ā ⦠Without actually being large and all that.
Hmm⦠YourĀ āold ladyā⦠wouldnāt perchance be that geriatric Ariados that Daryl had to chase away the other day? I believe I heard somewhere that she was from a good stock, sheād have to be to reach whatever age she is now, so I can see her becoming somebody I could tolerate. Maybe.Ā
As for our old lady⦠Well sheās old and her name might be Lady but she certainly didnāt use to be one! Would you believe that the old cow was actually a prized battler back in the days before the farm was established? It must be true for how else could she keep that rowdy bunch of miltank and tauros in line? I half expect that sheās going to drop dead any minute now. At least now in her old age sheās quieted down and begun to act respectably.
I guess Iāll do the other elderly farm pokemon next. Daryl is⦠well his breeding had a plan to it so I guess I can look past the scruffy mess he turned out to be. Something about crossing working herdier and stoutland lines into eevees to produce more specialized eeveelutions. I donāt know but that wire haired look is not flattering. He does a good job guarding the farm, I guess. There was that juicy⦠well no, youāve got to pay for the good gossip.
Of all the egg layers Iām stuck with Charti is the most pleasant to be around, but thatās mostly due to her- sorry, his (still got to remind myself) incredible pedigree. Like, he doesnāt advertise it or anything but heās from high grade, practically champion worthy, battle stock. And heās here? Out in the boonies? As a lowly farm pokemon? Iāll never understand that.
Ugh⦠and then thereās-
Oh!
Oh my gosh!
That fur!
Your proportions!
Child, you could be a contest star with some grooming and practice!
If only I had some accessories I would doll you up right here and now!
The mutt would probably want to join in too but itād just be a waste on them⦠hrmā¦
Oh, me? Play with the pup? Never!
I mean, ugh⦠theyāre cute in a ragamuffin kind of way I guess, but Iād never lower myself as to play with them.Ā
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(Wen@Pecha) "So the chicken thinks she's hot stuff, huh? Please~ I've seen more interesting rodents than you. Believe me, you're hardly anything special."
A little self care wouldnāt hurt but nothing beats good genes.
Which I have by the way. Iāll have you know top of the line contest breeding went into making all of this fabulousness.
Hm⦠A good brushing and you might be presentable enough to be in my presence. Come back later when you actually look likeā¦. whatever youāre supposed to be. Ta ta~