A series of Peanuts headcanons because I am slowly losing my mind
(I firmly believe that Schroeder is autistic, and my autistic ass who has loved him since I was a child will die on this hill)
(Watch me gradually update this as I continue to obsess over them, I'm just working on this now because Dog Sees God broke me)
Pigpen will eat just about anything you put in front of him. He loves unusual food of all kinds and seeks out snacks from other countries in convenience and grocery stores, but also he'll eat the most utterly disgusting things. The others affectionately call him the human garbage disposal.
In direct contrast to this, Schroeder AGGRESSIVELY samefoods. He would gladly live off one peanut butter sandwich a day if he could. (I am somewhere between these two, ngl)
Eudora can write holding a pencil between her toes
Charlie Brown has dyspraxia.
Schroeder and Patty are cousins. I refuse to believe otherwise. (This is why he calls Peppermint Patty "Patricia")
Both of them are German, their dads are cousins, and one family came to the US a few decades before the other and then right before Schroeder was born (he's a year younger than Patty) his parents left and got settled in America with the help of Patty's family. It's a bit more complex than that, but I can make that a separate post if people want
Linus is incredibly intelligent, as we've all seen. However, he would love 2000s/2010s brainrot (I say would because I refuse to set Peanuts later than the 90s)
Lucy owns a giant rubber horse head mask
Thibault is LOUDLY not a trend follower. He doesn't even mind the trends, he just wants to distinguish himself.
Schroeder also has germ OCD and hates things being messy or disorderly. He and Pigpen vibe hard, but only with three feet and a surgical mask between them.
Charlie Brown would definitely play FNAF and always lose on the first night
Franklin, having lived in a ton of places before, is considered quite worldly. Because of this, he and Snoopy have a bit of a rivalry.
Pigpen's plant identification skills are on point. However, usually he forgets to tell people not to eat something until they've already picked it.
Frieda's hair is a huge plant debris magnet
Schroeder has selective mutism
Shermy's mom is a mechanic who owns her own auto body shop. He has the flavor of neurodivergence that is taking mechanical/electronic shit apart and putting it back together even better.
Linus can't watch any show without psychoanalyzing all the characters
Pigpen can swing dance
@silamander I see your hc that Schroeder has cold hands and raise you: he is ALWAYS cold. His hands and feet especially are icy and anyone who shares a bed with him during a sleepover always insists he put on socks first.
