Here is the full text I submitted to them, so you can gaze upon the creative genius of my hateful wrath:
"I HATE ALL YOU FUCKERS CHARGING SUBSCRIPTIONS JUST FOR EDITING GODDAMN PDFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SHALL SUFFER ETERNAL TORMENT IN THE DEEPEST BOWELS OF HELL! MAY THE FIENDS CUT OFF YOUR BALLS, FILL THEM WITH YOUR TEETH, STICK THEM ONTO 2 OF YOUR RIB BONES, ALL TO CRAFT SOME DEMONIC MARACAS; AND MAY THEY CONTINUE TURNING BITS OF YOUR BODY THAT WILL CONTINUE TO FEEL PAIN INTO ELABORATE MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS THAT TORTURE YOU WHEN THEY ARE PLAYED! MAY THEY USE THOSE INSTRUMENTS TO PLAY VARIOUS MUSICAL NUMBERS WHILE HAVING YOUR BODY BE PUPPETED INTO ELABORATE DANCES, USING BARBED WIRE FOR YOUR MARIONETTE STRINGS!"











