Zosimos Officially Declares 50 Uploads to Be “A Reasonable Amount of Magical Nonsense”
BEHOLD.
Zosimos has examined the official Pazzaria T.V. milestone certificate, stared at it for nine minutes, tapped it with a spoon, whispered something deeply unnecessary into a jar of glitter, and concluded the following:
No.
It is a stack of tiny portals. A parade of enchanted nonsense. A suspiciously organized heap of moving pictures. A frog-adjacent thunderclap of commitment.
Spark, naturally, handled the occasion with dignity, grace, and absolutely irresponsible amounts of glowing magical paint.
I, Zosimos, would like the record to show that I personally predicted this milestone after misreading a soup label in 2017.
Was I correct? Eventually.
Was the soup involved? Legally, I cannot say.
But Pazzaria T.V. has now reached 50 uploads, and that means the world of LIGHT has grown just a little louder, stranger, brighter, and more difficult to explain at dinner parties.
Excellent.
Carry on, tiny portal-watchers. The next fifty may require goggles.
— Zosimos Keeper of Unnecessary Announcements Occasional Spoon-Tapper Unlicensed Milestone Inspector
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