#pavlovian effect

Your Old Droog - Pavlovian Effect

I think I found a way to make love potions SCIENTIFICALLY

So the thing IS you could microchip a human and make the chip recognize you/some other specific person by microchipping yourself and making the chip in the other human see your location,,,,,,,,,, and when you’re right next to the person, there should be some weird mechanism that will inject the happiness/love/whatever hormone into that human,,,,,,,,, so they will get the Pavlov reaction to you, but you won’t actually have to do anything except somehow get them microchipped and invent that weird mechanism, but I’m not gonna get into that unless I become a rich evil genius scientist (which is quite likely at this rate, and if I get the chance, I will grab it with all my five limbs — yes, the head too, I will bite the chance to become an evil scientist with unlimited funding)

SO!!! This would also be great for corrupted rich bitches that dare call themselves parents, who want to get their kids into an arranged marriage!! Like they could do this from their very birth and then said kids would just think they’ve got a huge crush on each other!!!!!!!!!! Isn’t that awesome

However there might be some problems with their health? But I’m only starting my year ten so I don’t rlly know rn……..,,,,,,………

Since I was little, my mother used to tell us in stressful situations "Don't panic until I say so." and other variations of the like. At one point we were lost in a bad part of town, and she turned to us and said "Okay, go ahead and panic a little" and as if a flip had been switched, all three of us looked at each other and screamed... my brother even grabbed an ice scraper in his little hands like a weapon. This method of behavior conditioning continued while we grew up, if mom wasn't around to tell us to panic we actually couldn't. Over time, it became this weird Pavlovian effect, even sometimes beating out normal prepubescent nerves, teenage real-life-is-comming panic, and often keeping me neutral in college.

It's been very helpful in dealing with stressful situations.

But it's also sometimes a problem. I usually don't give a shit when the pressure of finals or big assignments is coming down on me. I can procrastinate without the panic that later motivates me to get to work. It will crop up in small bursts of pain in my stomach trying to remind me of a mountain of work, and then disappear a second later. This half assed panic cramp is less than effective. I sit here thinking about all the work I have to do, and my poor little tummy is trying so damn hard to twinge and alert me to my giant pile of work... but it can't and there is nothing to break the I DONT GIVE A FUCK spell I'm under.