Meeting Paulina’s Dads (TOH Pilot/Pitch AU)
(this is based off the hc I made with @brother-bon3s that Paulina speaks Gen Alpha)
Everyone: *sitting at the dinner table*
Paulina: *awkwardly pulls William onto her lap* So uh…Dad, Papa, I know he’s not exactly what you expected in a boyfriend but I promise you, he’s a real skibidi sigma!
Gilbert: Oh please, I bet he can’t even rizz up a baby gronk.
Harvey: Does he even know how to mew?
Paulina: Well…he rizzed me up.
Harvey: That doesn’t matter. You’re still young and naive, Paulina. It’s our role as your fathers to make sure no beta males try to break your heart.
Paulina: *puppy eyes* William is the sigma of my life, Dad. He’s charming in his own alpha way.
Gilbert: That boy probably doesn’t even know how to edge. Paulina: Papa! Don’t be so rude!
William: *sitting on Paulina’s lap, confused af*
