#pauldwayne

let me get it out now so i can weed-whack out anyone who will get disinterested if i were to mention this later down the line: i see dwayne and paul as being from the same era and being longtime friends (talking about youth) because it makes me happy and again it caters to my own plot relevance. don't like it? don't care. i think they both grew up relatively troubled but my brain isn't big enough to think about the "how" in that, i just think they found a heavy amount of solace in each other. also i like the trope. you can shoot me but it won't make me stop ☝️

dwayne talks a lot to paul. it's something paul adores immensely. he's very fond of dwayne's voice and has been since they've known each other. cue dwayne talking endlessly about something, even if quietly, and paul's got his head propped up by his hand and is watching very fondly.

removing my half from the equation, i think i can still apply the whole. i want you to be a vampire with me so we can live in eternal bliss together. i still think both come after marko. because why not. something something paul feels mildly bad about wanting to turn dwayne but there's that lingering selfishness of wanting to live forever with his lover yadda yadda.

i am very fond of the idea of hair care between the two, and maybe that's because hair care is something special to me and it'll -1 my health every time i see it. i just like the scenario where they're doing post-feeding care to each other. cleaning up, lounging, whatever else you can think of. blood is matted in their hair and they both take time to work out the kinks and knots and making sure either of them are comfortable and whatnot...i'm so fucking normal

i'm just gonna leave this here. paul bites dwayne on his hips/general abdominal area. totally for reasons you can imagine. yes, he does it because dwayne doesn't wear a shirt. i too am rolling my eyes

how freaky do i wanna make this, actually. should i make this freaky? staring off into the distance. i don't know man, i think them salaciously licking the blood off each other's bodies is hot or some shit leave me alone. i do think dwayne is a little more . it's sporadic on his end and it's seen as a huge act of intimacy. whereas paul, yes it's intimacy, he does it to tease and fluster.

i said on the x-reader blog that paul has a boner for praise, and nsfw joke aside, dwayne giving him any sort of "good words" makes paul's head explode. in a good way. and it's also a little unexpected, because even as comfortable as dwayne is around paul, sometimes dwayne just is quiet. just prefers to not be super wordy but in a more comfortable manner. so when dwayne is just staring at paul and goes "you're so beautiful, you know?", paul just kinda !;!:!;&:?:$:?::):& about that. he's used to being the forward one, not the other way around. not that dwayne can't be forward...really dramatic pause...

you'll have to pry the "biting each other is a form of affection" from my cold dead hands, guys. dwayne and paul covering each other in puncture wounds but lovingly so is very peak ☝️

i feel like. when they go to sleep. they're usually huddled up next to each other. hanging from the roost. if one of them can't sleep (usually dwayne, for a multitude of reasons) the other (usually paul, he gets it) will sway the one unable to sleep. i also think that when they sleep, they exchange jackets for security. like yes bro your lover is right there. but let me wear your jacket so it feels like i'm inside you.

uhmm i think in relation to laddie (i have no idea if it's stated when he joins canonically?) they take on the guardian (or parental, whatever works) role towards him because. well A, i see them as the oldest of the group, and B, i think they wanna preserve the innocence of this kid. they don't push laddie to do anything he doesn't want to. maybe that's because of their own pasts. laddie's already gotten his hand of getting fucked up, they don't want this kid to feel worse. if laddie ever did succumb though, maybe they just inch him towards animal blood first. they're really caring towards this kid and it makes me want to bawl for five hours

speaking on laddie again though. if laddie looks distressed when going to bed (this is a kid who will have nightmares, more intense than your average kid), paul and dwayne don't hesitate going to bed with him. whatever keeps the kid feeling safe, you know?

i think if dwayne's blood-drunk, he starts getting way more affectionate than he typically would and that leads to paul being covered in bloody kiss marks. they're the [images of paul are overlayed]

that's all i have for this [for now, knowing me i might get thunderstruck later] at this moment. your local dwaynepaul selfshipper does in fact think about dwaynepaul alone themselves and loves it very much. take some more textpost funnies as content though.