#patrickstumps-fedora

The emo guide to getting over ppl by jen-o-cide and vevowhore

·        Date their hot brother/sister

·        Talk shit abt them to ur friends

·        If they uses you for frickle frackle and then doesn’t bother with the chit               chat, punch them (hard but not punishably hard)

·         Malala wouldn’t like that and man do I look up to her but in this                           instance……

·         Think about josh dun bc you know he wouldn’t do anything to hurt you

·         Try to talk to them reasonably etc. if they are a douche or you don’t want            to, forget it. Initiate these 10 emo coping strategies:

 1.       Chocolate, fuckin lots of chocolate

2.       tea

3.       mug brownies (legit they are the shit)

4.       Latenight rants to ppl who have no life (therefore free time)/ experience             with gross relationships (lol me)

5.       Tumblr

6.       no seriously tumblr will never hurt u (unless they change the dashboard             theme again but that’s another story)

7.       scream along to remembering Sunday by atl then u will fully understand           that part about washing them out of your hair

8.       Just blog all ur feelings away on tumblr

9.       (try not to cry, they’re not worth it but its ok if u do)

10.    Also listen to snap out of it by arctic monkeys and grab ur own shoulders           and shake them (baby)

·         I had a kinda yucky bf and and honey it gets better like yes you will                   think abt it and be upset/angry/miserable/digusted but like ur gonna                   forget abt them so dw abt it

·         If “bae” is trying to talk to u again remember why it ended in the first                 place and then u will be alright

·         Ily

·         And if u do feel really shitty abt it remember that u r better than them                 and u have a better blog than they will ever have

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this is where i got my digital copy from, read the FAQ about how to read ebooks before you buy it, make sure youre able to either download and authorise the adobe program (all you need to authorise it is an adobe account which is free) or that you have an iphone/ipad/ipod touch to download their app on to read it! 

EDIT: I just downloaded the app so i can read it on the train (possibly the worst idea ever) and you need an adobe ID for that too so definitely get an adobe account before buying!!