#patricksfunnystuff

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  I am not extremely goodlooking but I have a sense of humor. I am not breathtakingly intelligentbut I am relatively witty. I am not insanely rich but I am fairly kind. I am just a simple guy with a crazy elusive ambition of meeting your acquaintance. So, hi..

  -si Dodong, driver slash hardinero na nakikipagtextmate kay Inday

  **lovelife???

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  Isinama si Inday ng kanyang amo sa isang hotel. Pumasoksila sa elavator.

  Kuya Operator: Good morning ladies!!

  Nagkatitigan si Kuya Operator at si Inday.

  Kuya oprator: I like your smile!!

  Nag blush si Inday, halatang kinilig. And for the first time,hindi siya nakapagsalita..hehe

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  hey,r u free 2m nyt?can u join me 4a few drnks?my treat,d sky's the limit..just wana have sumbody 2talk to..msad n hurtin so much..we can meet up at Capone's andthen we can go to Club Embassy afterwrds..

  -inday,brokenhearted ,nambabae kasi si dodong!si duday ang kasama..

  **mayaman???

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  If you need a helping hand I'll give you mine. If you want someone to be with I'll guide you thru and if by chance you have been busy and forgotten me, don't worry,I'd be the same as how you've met me yesterday.

  -sabi ni inday kay Dodong sa hardin (may lovelife si Inday!sosyalin na to!)

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  My only love sprung from my only hate. Too early seen unknown and known too late. Prodigious birth of love it is to me that i must love a loathed enemy.

  - sabi ni Inday ng pagbawalan makipag-relasyon sa mortal na kaaway ng kanilang pamilya, si Dodong...

  pd317: romeo and juliet???hehehe..

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  This is just not the right time to give it a try for there are things not worth losing by means of making a move into a higher level. Besides, destiny will always bring back what it has to be and we should let it be...

  - ang paliwanag ni Inday kay Dodong ng ayain ito na magtanan...

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  You haven't learned to love until you have learned to let go. Lies hurt more than the truth ever could. Love doesn't cause pain, people do. But no matter how much you are hurt, loving yourself can heal anything...No matter what happens, wounds do heal.

  - si Inday after makipag-break kay Dodong ********************************************************

  Please do not ask me to choose between the both of you. It's not easy to thresh out feelings when there are matters still to be discussed. The heart is slow to learn.

  - Dodong, nakikiusap kay Inday at Ederlyn wag mag-away

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  Sir:    Inday, ala Maam mo, dun tyo sa kwarto..

  Inday:  What?? Are you nuts?? For your information Sir,        I intend to reserve my virginity for the person         I truly love!! If you think I'm an easy-to-get         cheap slut, well you are barking at the wrong          tree!! And will you please act like a          professional becasue you are so ewww!!

          If I hear any filthy words coming from your         mouth, I will not hesitate to take legal action!!

  Sir:    Leche, maarte ka!

  Inday:  Joke lang..Sir naman tara taas na tayo..