#patch x scott

Patch: Admit it! You like my girlfriend. Scott: Oh, come on. I mean, am I attracted to Nora? Sure. Do my days feel better when I’m around her? Yeah. Does she get me in ways no woman ever has? Indubitably. Do I fantasize about her? Yes, but only in two positions. Look, am I the kind of person who would try to steal someone else’s girlfriend? Sure, of course, but do I like her? The answer’s no.

Scott: Don’t do anything stupid until I get back. Patch: How can I? You’re taking all the stupid with you.

[before Dante’s betrayal] Patch: Have you heard from Nora? Scott: I’m sure she’s fine. I left her with Dante. Patch: Those two sentences don’t go together.

Nora: Scott is in trouble! Patch: Struggling to care, if I’m honest.

Scott: Patch, I screwed up, big time. Patch: Given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

Patch: I would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend. Scott: I would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.

Scott: Could you be quiet? I’m trying to think. Patch: Don’t worry, doing anything for the first time is difficult.

Scott: Your guess is as good as mine. Patch: I’m pretty sure my guess is actually way better than yours.