🎉🎉 FAM!! When your dad comes through with the ultimate Saturday morning surprise care package because, he hasn't seen you in a few weeks! Listen... for me... this is like bringing drugs to a fiend, I'm so damn excited! And YES I need THAT MUCH water. I, easily, drink 8-10 bottles of water a day. The only things missing are broccoli, some red potatoes and lemons (for my water, of course)... and I might never be seen or heard from again... or more realistically, until I run out of water. #superdad #BruceyB #jerseycorn #jerseystrong #Godisgood #passthecorn














