PRACTICE YOUR CHIRRPING PROPERLY NOW.... DONT FUCK THIS UP PEOPLE
Okay so Like Im a Widow; 2 0 2 6
Okay so I legit have never done this before; I deadass am a widow, and deadass though I added that word to the dictionary. Hahaha so basically all his friends are like she’s trash and like all of TOTO got included and I’m like keep going because I’m like as you should because how dare a woman actually establish boundaries in her life, how dare her be like yeah so there’s actual limitation to the trashy abuse I am taking and I think I’m going to quite literally establish them so hard you might have to tell you pp to go down because my energy is so hard. Oh yeah and my sons are going to hate me because I’m going to be in hell for a long fucking time because to tell you the truth there’s going to be fake real fake real fake real fake real snakes who are literally going to be my counsellors and they are literally going to end up bored by the time I even get to the peak of the points I’m trying to make because I’m actually so boring.
Okay so legit though okay I’m trying to think if I should no I cannot because the thing is, in hell I think I’m actually even incredible, which is scaring me on the narcissism trait because maybe I am, or maybe, just maybe everyone has pushed me to the ledge so far, I’ve had to come to terms with the fact I am both trash and designer trash. Hahahah like I think my stank ass dusty crusty stank is still designer and brings people to life you know? Idek, I think that ever since I was a seed I was like mmmmm Im the original hipster because everyone thought they needed to rely on each other for answers and entertainment, except I was quite literally so hurt by the WOMANS WORDS WHO IS NOW APPARENTLY MY MOTHER BECAUSE SHE COULD STILL REJECT ME (IM RISKY OKAY), literally so hurt by those words that I decided I liked looking at how the light reflects off of the curvature, ( I cant spell okay??) of the seed that I was, and to tell you the truth, I figured out physics there too because I was bored. And the thing is, I wasn’t even developed yet…… so like idek and like physics gives lots of humans real important jobs and work type shit now a days, so like that’s an actual thing. The thing is I think Im so incredible that I think hell is actually a fake thing and ideology that decided to be experimented too far and everyone eventually actually ends up in HEAVEN eventually. And I think that that is because all they need to do is learn a lot of things, and that looks different for everyone. The thing is, MY MOTHER AND FATHER WONT ACTUALLY REJECT ME BECAUSE MY SPEECH OF WHAT I WANT (THAT I WAS JUST BEING BORED AND CREATIVE) WAS SO MOVING FOR THEM, AND OUTSIDE OF THE BOX THEY WERE LIKE UMM OKAY WE’LL KEEP HER, EXCEPT WE’RE OVERWHELMED, BECAUSE “ARENT WE SUPPOSED TO BE GOD AND THE HOLY SPIRIT” WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS SUPER DUPER?!? Okay anyways the thing is, shiiiit she’s like not even concerned about how sexy she is because her mindset is sexy and she doesn’t actually believe in mirrors????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ORIGINALLY?!?!?!?!
Okay her downfalls are though; her feelings get hurt when she’s bullied. She invented boundaries. TF. She’s so real, she told us she’s scared of LOVE. She thinks love is fake. For herself. Although she actually loves herself so much she’s not concerned if someone else loves herself. So, she’s a narcissist?!?!? No; she has boundaries. She owns her own decisions……. And she’s brave, because she was actually scared to tell us this. Because of the fact that “we are GOD AND THE HOLY SPIRIT?!?!?!” “AND THEN SHE OVERCAME THAT BECAUSE WE DIDN’T GIVE HER A CHOICE, BECAUSE OF THE FACT THAT EVERYONE NEEDED TO KNOW IF SHE HAD GOOD IDEAS ABOUT HERSELF, AND THEY WERE WONDERING WHAT SHE WAS THINKING ABOUT WHEN SHE GOT QUIET?!?!” wait a damn minute, she is actually naturally quiet?!?! (What’s a SIMP?!?) (INTERGOLLACTIC)
All of HEAVEN has been anticipating this girl who will become a woman, and “we are getting emotional” because what’s TAKING SO FUCKING LONG. No because actually and she doesn’t know how to hold E cup bras because that’s a really big boob size that she doesn’t know how to actually handle, and apparently, they think she’s a gold digger except they are the ones who needed to ask her what word meant in the dictionary in the first place, and her heart is quite literally pure GOLD>!?!? WTF. She’s too good to be true, I don’t think she’s even going to believe this in 2026. Like she just not going to believe so much because of how realistically pessimistic she is, she’s going to send this to everyone she can, except not without finalizing all the words, because she likes both completion and infinity ness stuff. The thing is she’s so INSPO that some of HEAVEN held their breath to see if she would understand this because they also knew she would need cigarettes during this day, except they cried too because they don’t like her being full of cancer. The thing is the reason they were even willing to wait for her is because the wait is worth is, and she’s just giving US A FUCKING SAMPLE OF HOW FUCKING INCREDIBLY DESIGNER BEAUTY NASTNOTNASTY TYPE SHIT SHE IS?!?!?!?
HOLY SHIT. “what if WE LOSE HER”
Noooooooo YOU will lose me; and then ILL BE BACK, because did you actually lose me or was I busy doing some assignments?
“HOW MANY ASSIGNMENTS DO YOU HAVE?!?!”
The thing is, I don’t know how else to put this, without being so humbly realistic with you…
I AM THE FUCKING SHIT.
Anyways I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR YOUR, UH MOMENTS OF FOCUS AND ATTENTION DURING THIS UHH SAMPLED PRESENTATION, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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