#partycops

my dear dear dear dear Officer Dash, how.. do you shred so hard? how did you soar to the great heights of being the best band in new jersey? Party Cops, how is it just the best band name?? is it because your front ponytail is so divine? is it because you once pointed a finger at me and described me as a ‘class act’? is it be because your talents and legacy will live on far beyond Party Cops? the answer is all of the above, Officer Dash, all of the above. may Party Cops 4ever patrol my soul!!! (what does that even mean who knows god bless !!!!!!!!!)

the last one I sent out said "that is a great movie but I have band practice today" lmao

thats so far from my bed :c

me neither but yolo

not my pool or else id invite ya bud :c

oh dude its gonna be a blast! and lmao what a good use of time

I was gonna go to the meeting but I opted to get drunk in a hot tub instead and I'm glad to hear I made the right decision lmao

I don’t get it!!! What shitty bands are all these dudes in??? Are they just in this group to defend rape jokes and complain about how women are ruining the music scene??? What are they accomplishing here????????