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“-And that’s why birds are clearly the superior pets and the only other acceptable pets are cats. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.” 

Damien stepped outside of the dressing room, buttoning up his shirt and zipping up his pants before looking up. “Oh, hey,” He said to the other who was openly staring at him. If there weren’t still dainty feet visible in the dressing room, this would look totally normal. But that was not the case. “Do you just like the view or was there something you’d like to say?”

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Holding a large coffee in his hands, Jules had been walking down the street innocently. But of course, he had to get distracted by some other person across the street. He didn’t realize what was happening until he collided into someone else, spilling his iced coffee all down someone’s torso. “Fuck, I’m so fucking sorry,” Jules frantically grabbed napkins from his bag, offering them to the other. “I really didn’t mean to walk into you,” He explained. Of course, he didn’t. What kind of asshole purposely spills coffee all over someone else? “Shit...let me buy you a drink as an apology?”

After a terrible day at work, Ottoline wanted nothing more than to relax and have a few drinks. Her favourite bar was usually quiet and she liked having casual conversations with the bartender and the other regulars. Ordering her usual, she sat up at the bar, delicately perched on an empty stool. Deep in her own thoughts, she barely noticed when someone got up next to her. That is, until the person slammed their drink down, causing her to nearly fall off the chair in surprise. “Shit!” Ottoline gasped, catching herself at the last second. “I didn't see you there, clearly.” She laughed awkwardly, turning to look at the person in question.