Hey Bartender Chapter 1: Bartenders, etc...
I was listening to my country playlist and Hey Bartender by Lady Antebellum came on followed by Bartenders, etc... by Dierks Bentley. So, I figured I’d write a Bartender!Reader fic.
Series Summary: Reader is a bartender at a club that Rob’s band frequently plays at. She knows better than to get too personal with customers in this line of work, but can she resist a hot musician who might be looking for a fling?
Notes: This one is a little different for me. Slight AU. Louden Swain exists, but Rob isn’t an actor. Also, other actors we’re familiar with are placed in new roles for the fic.
Pairing: Bartender!Reader x Rock God!Rob
Chapter Summary: Bartending isn’t an easy job; especially when you have to deal with the bands that come and go each night. Maybe these guys are different though.
Word Count: 2743
Warnings: swearing, drinking, gratuitous flirting
“Slow night?” You asked Briana as you stepped behind the bar, tossing your purse next to the cash register. You grabbed your apron and secured it around your waist as Briana maneuvered around you, preparing drinks for some customers.
“For now,” she replied, “You’ve got the late shift, so you’re the one closing with the band.”
You rolled your eyes, groaning at the thought of it. “It’s always me,” you said with a laugh.
“Hey, it’s the same band that played here last month; the ones that you said tipped really well.”
“Oh yeah, they were good. They stayed way too late, got way too drunk, but I did get a good tip out of it.”
“Nothing like working on performance nights,” she chuckled.
“Hey, that’s when I do my best work,” you said as you helped her prepare drinks, “you at least staying through the rush?”
“Of course.”
You and Briana rushed about behind the bar; taking orders, making drinks, and most importantly; sweet talking your way into more tips. It wasn’t an easy job when bands like this played; most of the patrons that made up these crowds were women, and although they could drink, it was a lot harder to flirt your way to bigger tips. The only saving grace of the night were the guys with the band who kept coming back for more.
You recognized the guys on stage from the show they had done last month. Briana had been right, it was the same band that you had the pleasure of waiting around for last time. Far past closing, they had kept going and you decided against kicking them out until it was absolutely necessary. Surprisingly, although they had all been pretty wasted by the end of the night, they were still pretty well behaved.
This had been a long week though, and you only hoped that tonight wouldn’t be a repeat of the last encounter you had with them. Even as a bartender, the last thing you wanted to do was babysit a bunch of drunk men again. However, you knew you wouldn’t complain if they tipped you as well as they had the last time they played here. You could handle a couple hours of being hit on by sloppy drunks if it meant you could make your rent.
As you delivered a drink to a customer, you caught sight of a man at the other end of the bar flagging you down. You quickly took the money on the counter before you made your way to him.
“What’ll it be?” you asked.
“Jameson, on the rocks.”
“You got it,” you grabbed the bottle of Jameson, focused on preparing the drink when the man called out to you again.
“Hey, you look familiar,” he said.
“Doubtful,” you laughed, “unless you frequent this bar.”
“I was here last month,” he continued, “I’m with the band.”
“Oh, a groupie?” You joked as you placed his drink in front of him. He pulled out his wallet, paying you.
“Hardly,” he chuckled, “no, I was here watching them and I think you were working.”
“I’m always working.”
“Yeah, you closed that night. Let us all stay late.”
“Well, we all make mistakes.”
“My name is Jason,” he said, reaching his hand out to you. You took it, giving him a firm handshake.
“Nice to formally meet you Jason,” you said. You turned your attention from him, taking another order from someone sitting next to him. When you finished their drinks, he got your attention again.
“You didn’t tell me your name.”
“You are correct.”
“Should I be offended?”
You chuckled at him, “don’t be offended, I never give out my name, not at work anyway. You can call me Lola though.”
“Okay, Lola,” he grinned at you, letting the name roll off his tongue slowly. You could tell that he knew damn well that it wasn’t your real name, “do we have the pleasure of you bartending all night again?”
“All night long,” you replied, shooting him a wink. He smiled again, placing a few more bills on the bar which you gladly took and placed in the tip jar.
“Well, I’m gonna head over to the stage to watch my friends play,” he said.
“Okay,” you replied, “you do that.”
“You like them?”
“Yeah, they’re really good. Like you said, they played last month. I was here, I remember.”
“Okay, I’ll see you around… Lola,” Jason took his drink and headed away from the bar. You couldn’t help but laugh to yourself. It was easy to innocently flirt with guys for more tips, especially ones associated with the bands that played here.
You continued to work, only getting the chance to occasionally glance up and actually pay attention to the band. You recognized some of the songs they played, recalling how you only got to listen to them last time. You hardly watched them as you were so busy behind the bar most of the night. Thankfully, this crowd seemed to be a bit more mellow this time, giving you small breaks in between orders so that you could watch sometimes. You weren’t terribly familiar with them; after all, you had only heard them play once before. But you found yourself dancing a bit and humming along to familiar songs as they played.
“Hey, who are these guys?” you called out to Briana when you realized you didn’t even know the name of the band playing right now.
“Louden Swain,” she replied, “they’re local and have a pretty decent following.”
“I can tell, this place is pretty packed tonight.”
“Yeah, and I’m off in 15,” she said with a grin, “good luck with closing.”
You frowned, tossing a bar towel at her. She only laughed and continued to work.
You were in the middle of making more drinks when there was a pause in between songs. You could finally hear yourself think, but not before the singer of the band introduced his friend onto the stage.
“Our friend Jason is going to sing a song with us,” the man explained. You looked up toward the stage at the mention of the familiar name. Sure enough, the man who had talked to you earlier bounded up. The band went right into the next song and you smiled when you heard both of the men’s voices carry through the bar as they went into an old Beatles song. You quickly delivered the drinks you had been working on, hoping you’d have a chance to listen better. When you saw that everyone was taken care of, you leaned back against the bar, watching the men on stage. You couldn’t see too well from where you were, but you took a moment to enjoy the music. Sure, you had caught yourself dancing and humming along as they played, but this was the first chance you got to really listen. You had to admit, you really liked what you heard.
As the night came to an end; Briana had left long ago and the band finished up their set. Fans stuck around for a bit and you watched as they stopped the guys for selfies and autographs; impressed at how polite they were with their fans. Eventually, the crowd had trickled out, leaving a few strays behind as well as the band. The four men that had played on stage sat at the bar, along with Jason.
“Are we still drinking?” you asked as you approached them.
“Of course we are,” replied Jason.
The men ordered a round of beers and you delivered. You stepped back once they had their drinks, now working on cleaning up since the place had slowed down a bit. You listened as the men chatted, enjoying their drinks and recalling the show they had just played. You went about your business, letting them take their time. You only hoped that if they kept you here any longer, they’d tip you well again. At least they were mellow dudes. You had a bouncer here, but they certainly weren’t the type of guys to get out of hand. They mostly just talked and laughed, leaving you be as you prepared to close up for the night.
“Hey… bartender,” you heard a familiar voice call out to you. You smiled as you turned toward Jason.
“Well, that was rude,” you joked, “I do have a name.”
“Yeah, but you wouldn’t tell me your real one,” he replied.
“What can I do for you?”
“I was just telling the guys that you were working the last time they played here, just wanted you to turn around so they could see your face.”
“Well, here it is,” you said, “and, did you sing the last time they played?”
“I did not,” Jason answered, “I only do it every once in awhile.”
“Well, you were all really great tonight. I didn’t get a chance to pay attention last time, but I was impressed.”
“Hey, I do recognize you,” another man chimed in, “I’m Billy.”
“Yeah, yeah,” added another, “my favorite bartender, you took care of us last time. How could I forget?”
“Thank you, I take my job very seriously.”
“I’m Stephen,” the man said. He pointed at the man sitting next to him, “this is Mike, and that’s Rob.” He pointed over to the man sitting at the end of the line. You nodded as you were introduced to each one; eyes stopping on the man named Rob that you recognized as the singer. You hadn’t paid much attention to any of them really, that wasn’t how you usually behaved at work. Bands came and went often through here; as did most men. You couldn’t help but think about how cute these guys were in general; but Rob had been the one to get a second glance from you even though he hadn’t even said a word to you.
“Wow, I just met the band. Nice change from last time,” you said.
“Were we rude last time?” The man named Mike asked.
“Not at all,” you said as you recalled that night, “you were all just shit-faced and the whole night was mostly me trying to get you out of here while I dodged really bad pick-up lines. I’m surprised any of you think you recognized me.”
“I must have been shit-faced, because I’d remember your face anywhere.” You turned toward Rob who had finally spoken up. Your breath caught slightly as you noticed those blue eyes. The man gave you a sly smile, obviously trying his hand at attempting to flirt with the bartender again.
“You especially were a drunken mess,” you replied to him.
“You were here with your ex,” Stephen reminded him, “you didn’t pay attention to anyone.”
You watched as Rob frowned as his friend brought it up.
“Well, you guys seem to be in pretty decent shape tonight,” you said, trying to ease the awkward moment that almost took over at the mention of someone’s ex, “so I won’t cut you off just yet.”
“Then I guess we better have another round,” Jason said.
“And shots,” Billy added.
“Sure,” you said as you grabbed five more beers for the men. You began to place shot glasses on the counter, Billy watching you intently as you counted out five glasses, waiting now to see what they wanted.
“Let’s have whiskey, your choice” Billy said finally, “and we need one more glass.”
“There are five of you,” you pointed out.
“And one of you,” he said, smiling.
“Alright,” you placed another glass down, not one to turn down a free drink, “I can drink with the band.”
You poured the shots, taking one as you waited for each man to grab a glass. When you were all ready, you downed your shots at the same time. You grinned as they each chased their whiskey, turning away from them to go about your business again.
“Bartender,” one of the men said. You turned back, sort of unamused that they they were still calling you by your profession rather than your fake name.
“Again, very rude.”
“Well, you didn’t give us a name during introductions,” Rob said.
“Call me Lola,” you replied.
“That’s not your name,” he smirked at you, “I know that’s not your name. That’s a fake name that women give out to creeps in bars.”
“Well, can you blame me?” You said, motioning around you to indicate that you were, in fact, in a bar.
“No, I don’t. I bet you meet a lot of creeps working here,” Rob bit his lip, studying you as if he were trying to figure you out. You caught on to the way he looked you up and down briefly, lip still caught between his teeth.
“They’re not all creeps,” you replied as you leaned in closer to him, elbows now resting on the counter as you met his stare. You couldn’t be sure, but it seemed as if he might be hitting on you given the way he bit his lip as he watched you. If nothing else, you could at least encourage him to drink more and tip more if you made yourself look interested.
“I bet you’d tell the non-creeps your real name,” he said, watching your reaction. It was definitely a test, either you let him know he wasn’t creepy and tell him your real name, or you refuse to offer up your name and convince him that you definitely thought he was a creep; which you really didn’t want to do. He didn’t seem like a creep, none of these guys did. But past experiences with customers made you think carefully about your response.
“Well, then she thinks I’m a creep too,” Jason added, taking a long drink of his beer. You laughed lightly at him.
“Even people that have been frequenting this bar since the day I started working here don’t get my real name. It’s a personal safety thing… you understand, right?”
“No, I get it,” Rob said, “I could be a creep… I’m not, but I could be. I’m not calling you Lola though…”
“Okay,” you chuckled.
“Yeah, now you sound like a creep,” Stephen said to Rob. The other men laughed, leaving Rob looking unamused by the comment.
You pushed yourself off the bar and turned from them again, getting back to cleaning up and allowing them to enjoy their drinks alone.
When the men had their fill, they started to leave; being sure to pay the bill and leaving you a pretty decent tip. You smiled at them, thanking them and feeling a lot better now that they were leaving fairly early and not forcing you to stay too late.
“Thanks guys,” you called after them as they headed for the exit, “have a good night.”
“Goodnight bartender,” Rob called out to you. Obviously he still wasn’t buying the name you had given him, but you shook your head at how silly it was that he was calling you bartender still, “until the next show.”
“Bye,” you replied, waving him off. You watched as they walked out, eyes mostly following Rob as he glanced back at you with that amazing smile. When they were finally gone, you finished up with closing. For some reason, you couldn’t get the man named Rob out of your head. Maybe it had been that smile, or those blue eyes that stared into you, or perhaps it was simply that you sort of had a thing for musicians; whatever it was, you didn’t stop thinking about him even as your security for the night, Matt, walked you to your car.
“They didn’t give you too much trouble tonight, did they?” He asked as you dug for your car keys.
“Nah,” you answered. You finally found your keys, pulling them out of your purse and unlocking your car, “they seem like pretty mellow guys. They weren’t even that bad last time they played here.”
“Yeah, they didn’t seem like they’d be trouble. I was just worried that they started paying you a little too much attention.”
“Well,” you laughed, “it comes with the territory. But they were very polite and, hey, I didn’t get groped.”
“That’s always a good night,” he added with a laugh, “saves me from working too hard.”
“Thanks for walking me out and I’ll see you tomorrow?” You said as you opened your door.
“I’ll be here,” Matt replied, “Have a good night, Y/N.”
Again, I don’t remember who my forever tags are… *sigh*









