"So. Remember how I told you I killed someone by mistake? The girl's funeral was today and I was hanging around the funeral and apparently they're blaming my ex that was hitting on her since he was the only one with her that night. They're saying that he's the one who set her on fire and now they're after him, so that's good, they're not suspecting I did it."

          "So did you end up having sex with that one boy yet?" 

          "I think I killed some girl today. Do people usually die when they're engulfed in flames?"