Achilles -> Paris Alexander -> Diomedes
Paris stop doing that
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Achilles -> Paris Alexander -> Diomedes
Paris stop doing that

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β¨My version of the βAbduction of Helenβ, which is my contribution to @singomusezine, last volume coming out in July, as you know, full of great fellow artists drawing Greek Mythology awesomeness.
I chose this episode from The Iliad, Book III as the theme of the zine this year is about The Trojan War and all related.
ππ¦’ Paris and Helen of Sparta/Troy.
I was going to write about the meaning of the illustration and what Iβve expressed here, based on that episode, but I prefer to leave it to your understanding and imagination. And Iβm sure you can also spot the little symbols Iβve included. I hope you like it β€οΈ
@co0l7ne3rdy 's Paris, because I like their slut of a prince
βHere again, Princess? I didn't know that the gifts Aphrodite gave me would also work on goddesses.β
My first attempt at drawing Paris in the Hades 2 art style... I failed spectacularly, but at least I had fun doing it
Since Achilles and Odysseus are also in Hades, I just thought it would be hilarious if Paris were there too... in the fields of mourning... Mourning the things he did
RIP Paris of Troy, you would have loved golden apples in minecraft

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trojan war tumblr simulator yay
π€΄ mycenaes-great-king1 reblogged mycenaes-great-king1
π€ acha3an-confessions-blog
anonymous asked: πΆ you know what would be reaaal nice? if we were able to KEEP our war spoils. not my fault you sit on your ass all day!
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π€΄ mycanaes-great-king1
achilles we know its you
π€΄ mycanaes-great-king1
LMFAO I GOT SOFT BLOCKED
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β‘ lightningmcking reblogged greyeyed-athena
β‘ lightningmcking
Okay folks! according to @ thetysoftheocean we should start participating in the war now, so what are your thoughts? I'm on Team Troy!
π¦ diadem-crowned
I thought we were supposed to be together on a lot of stuff? I feel betrayed. I'm with the Achaeans.
I genuinely feel so hurt because they have a GREATER CAUSE to fight for than some silly damsel!
π¦ greyeyed-athena
i agree with her. I'm with them. Not only are two of my best soldiers there but they, like Hera said, have a better cause.
β‘ lightningmcking
how ya'll want me to react
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β΅ ithacasking reblogged oftheninedogs
π achaeanaristooo
okay you know what screw you screw ALL OF YOU im not fighting im so done this war doesnt benefit ANYONE. who is this benefiting? the KINGS. THEYRE BEIN G BENEFITTED NOT US. i could have had a nice happy life in skyros with deidamia had that SNAKE and his cannibal born FRIEND NOT COME ALONG.
πΆ ofthenine9dogs
achilles theyre dying..
π achaeanaristooo
I DONT FUCKING CARE
π achaeanaristooo
actually im so sorry for crashing out ml :( <333
πΆ ofthenine9dogs
damn, that switch up.
β΅ ithacasking
omlll take this to dms no wonder our soldiers crash out you remind them of their wives π€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈπ€¦ββοΈ
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π¨βπ¦° meneleee22 reblogged
π§ alexander-paris
i miss the grassy fields, my step father's hounds and cattle. how i wish to be alexander again!
π¨βπ¦° meneleee22
well maybe if you gave me my WIFE BACK
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π antilochust-o0o reblogged nestor-of-pylos300
π© nestor-of-pylos300
antilochust-o0o asked: π phallus phallus phallus πππ
Over a hundred years I have lived, yet I never expected such vulgar words from my son! π€¬ Foolish. π‘
And can someone please explain to me what is so funny about phallus? I have yet to know βΊ
π achaeanaristooo
wait till he hears of what he says to us...
π© nestor-of-pylos300
Why? What does he say to you?
π antilochust-o0o
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π¦ greyeyed-athena reblogged ithacasking
π€ confessionsfromtros Follow
anonymous asked: πΆ i have the full uncensored pictures of odysseus' thighs and body if anyone wants some ! (uβΏΰΈΊuβΏΰΈΊ)
do you want these images publicly posted?
yes
no
β΅ ithacasking
WHO VOTED YES??
#i cant believe this is who we're fighting #*odysseus
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π΄ hekitoftroy reblogged cassiotroy
π΄ hektioftroy
My lovely brother @ littletroy and his brother Paris.
π― cassiotroy
aren't they both your brothers? why doesnt paris get the brother title?
π΄ hektioftroy
i dont like him.
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πΉ sunswanchariot reblogged
π achaeanaristooo
i may be angry but never in my LIFE will i be slain by that TWINK paris. he couldnt even face menelaus so he cant face me.
πΉ sunswanchariot
you know what would be so funny
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π¦ diadem-crowned reblogged deerleadchariot
π¦ deerleadchariot
boutta go fight ill post the video after π₯π₯
π¦ deerleadchariot
I just got my ass beat bruh I aint posting that shit
#AHAHAHAHAH #go run to your daddy bitch
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π masterothewarcries reblogged kingpriamoftroy
π€ confessionsfromtros Follow
anonymous asked: πΆ aeneas has a fat ass
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π masterothewarcries
i can confirm
πΆ oftheninedogs
same
πΊ kingpriamoftroy50
Huh?? @ sonofthedoves please explain?
π masterothewarcries
LMAOOOO
#hes going to come back with a new account for sure #if he does priam owes me 390 horses
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πΈ thereal-hel-en-onearth reblogged cassiotroy
πΊ laoocoΓΆnΒ Follow
Should we be concerned about the big wooden horse? Just because it's a 'gift to Athena' doesn't mean it's innocent.
π΄ verynormalwoodenhorse Follow
neigh
π― cassiotroy
WHY DOES IT HAVE A TUMBLR???
#should i be scared
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π€ trojanfighterno3043 reblogged trojanfighterno3228
πΆ littletrojanprince-deactivated
googoogaga
#preach little prince #< prev #wait why is he deactivated
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π¬ agustofwind reblogged ithacasking
β΅ ithacasking
WAR IS OVER! I can't wait to see my wife and son again!
π masterothewarcry
hope you have a safe journey home
π¬ agustofwind Follow
:)
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Be mine Paris, forever and ever π.
Helen and Paris, illustrated by Hal Frenck for I. M. Richardson's The Wooden Horse.