MERGERS & ACQUISITIONS
Author: @ninemagicksβ
Artist: @parijpgβ
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Tags: Tyrannus Basilton βBazβ Pitch/Simon Snow, Alternate Universe - Non-Magical, Office Party, Workplace, Co-workers, Arguing, Kissing, Alcohol, Stationery-based violence, Sexy photocopying, Innuendo, Implied Sexual Content, Swearing, I want to kill you, but also I want to feed you biscuits
Summary: Itβs been three months since the merger. Simon Snow, once perfectly happy with his meaningless desk job, now dreads coming to work. His boxy little office has been replaced with a modern, spacious, glass-walled prison he must share with the new bossβs son. As if things couldnβt get worse, said CEOβs sonβBaz βDonβt touch my fucking rulerβ Pitchβinforms him they must plan an office party together to celebrate the merger. The good news: the view from their sixty-first floor office is fantastic. The bad news: Simon isnβt sure he can spend one more day in close proximity to Baz without strangling him. (Or kissing him. Or pinning him against the photocopier. But thatβs neither here nor there.)
Word count: 26,768
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