MERGERS & ACQUISITIONS
Author: @ninemagicks
Artist: @parijpg
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Tags: Tyrannus Basilton “Baz” Pitch/Simon Snow, Alternate Universe - Non-Magical, Office Party, Workplace, Co-workers, Arguing, Kissing, Alcohol, Stationery-based violence, Sexy photocopying, Innuendo, Implied Sexual Content, Swearing, I want to kill you, but also I want to feed you biscuits
Summary: It’s been three months since the merger. Simon Snow, once perfectly happy with his meaningless desk job, now dreads coming to work. His boxy little office has been replaced with a modern, spacious, glass-walled prison he must share with the new boss’s son. As if things couldn’t get worse, said CEO’s son―Baz “Don’t touch my fucking ruler” Pitch―informs him they must plan an office party together to celebrate the merger. The good news: the view from their sixty-first floor office is fantastic. The bad news: Simon isn’t sure he can spend one more day in close proximity to Baz without strangling him. (Or kissing him. Or pinning him against the photocopier. But that’s neither here nor there.)
Word count: 26,768
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