Aug 27, 2021
Jake and Amy on a phone call while Amy tries to pick up some of Mac’s toys and Jake works a case.
Jake’s doing the work thing.
Amy’s doing the parent thing.
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Jake and Amy on a phone call while Amy tries to pick up some of Mac’s toys and Jake works a case.
Jake’s doing the work thing.
Amy’s doing the parent thing.
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My sister: One of the important reflexes to get rid of when you're a parent is to lick your finger clean, like when you're cooking or something. You really don't want it to activate when the baby is eating... or you're changing a diaper.
Mom: *comes into room, sits down on bed* "you need to start getting ready"
Me: "ok" *waits for her to leave so I can change and actually start getting ready like she asked*
Mom: *sits there staring at me*
Parents always feeling the need to put a hand on you when you are sleeping. They don't understand that it wakes people up. Also whispering becomes impossible.
Scary statistic: the UK's kids' reading inequality is second worst in the EU. This video is from Save The Children. IMPORTANT.
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Mycroft and Lestrade are your parents. Mycroft is your mother and bakes you cakes, lets you play with his umbrella and tells you funny stories about your Uncle Sherlock to annoy him. Lestrade is your dad and he takes you down the station where all the other officers coo over you especially John who consistently tries to flirt with you.
I get the best Anons.
Amy Pond & John Watson are your parenst, because of the reasons. You have amazing family, but one that is constantly 'on fire'. Amy fights John about practiculary everything, like, what colour of socks he should wear, why he should not let you drink coffe and talk about Sherlock with you - because, oh hell, she prefers you listening about Doctor! You are all working together but in very wibbly-wobbly way (exuse me and my weird brain today *bow*)
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
In an AU where Peeta considers himself married to a loaf of bread, you are their adopted child that was forced to call all bread 'mommy'.
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