Hey I just came across your blog and Iāve loved what Iāve seen so far :D please can I request hcs of Kisame and Kakuzu as parents to a baby girl :3
āThis ask is so cute..? Thank you so much for the request..! I never thought Iād ever do some parents hcs, but hey, I was never going to deny them..! Iāve decided to write this as them being single dads. If you wanted some cute family hcs, Iām sorry and feel free to request again..!
Kakuzuās side ended up being a little longer, and I am so sorry, I wrote him a little redemption arc in this.
Kisame is put off by the idea of a baby. Sure, he did have the usual silly dreams of raising a family, but now that he was a part of the Akatsuki and a wanted man? Dragging a baby into all of it didnāt sit right with him.
And then, he actually saw his new baby girl and he was all over her. He wouldnāt let anyone hold her, much less even touch her. Not even Itachi, the one person Kisame trusted more than himself, was allowed to hold his new baby.
He would want nothing else than to settle down in a house and raise his new girl properly but his job and his wanted status leaves that as a mere pipe dream.
But it doesnāt stop him from caring for his baby girl. He picked up a baby carrier and while on travels, he carries her on his chest. But he also likes having his cloak zipped up. He adjusted the carrier to hoist her higher up on his chest so he can close his cloak. It leaves him looking goofy with his cloak zipped up two-thirds way up with his baby girlās babbling face peering out from inside the cloak.
Now that he and Itachi were travelling with a child no older than 12 months, Kisame insisted they stop every night to let his baby get some proper sleep. Itachi doesnāt oppose this, he understands that Kisame needs to properly care for her. Besides, it lets Itachi get some proper rest.
Heās a very doting father, actually. During the evening stops, he rests his baby girl on his legs and showers her in attention; blowing raspberries into her stomach, cooing at her, snuggling his forehead against hersā anything to get her to giggle and coo.
Kisame is also a very emotional father. The first time he heard her laugh, he cried tears of joy. When she babbled out āDadaā for the first time, it was the highlight of his life. Her first step? Kisame was swinging his baby girl in the air like the proud papa he was.
When on missions, he drops off his baby girl at a daycare or at least hides her away when he has to fight, not the safest of ideas but when your job calls for out-of-the-blue fights, Kisame would rather her be hiding behind a tree playing with a toy rather than strapped to his chest.
When his s/o spoke those two words, āIām pregnantā, Kakuzu stood up and dropped her a stack of money before leaving. He didnāt want to be bothered with how expensive a child actually is, especially when a kid gave him nothing to gain.
Karma caught up to him a year later when he and Hidan spotted someone chasing after them. Just before Hidan killed their pursuer, she pointed to the blanket-covered basket behind her. It was for Kakuzu.
It turned out to be a baby carrier with a 6-month-old baby sleeping peacefully. A note was tucked to the side with his name angrily scribbled across the top.
Through his exās messy and angry scribbles she called āhandwritingā, he managed to discern that she had enough of motherhood and no one wanted the baby girl. So instead of letting the thing die, she decided it was best to give the baby to him. Because that clearly was just the much more better option.
Kakuzu would pick up his baby under her chubby arms, and it was beyond obvious she was his. Genetics and appearance-wise, she was a daddyās girl. Black hair, dark-skinned, and when she opened her eyes, she had his eyes, green irides and red sclerae. She was practically a replica of him.
He wouldnāt be a good father at first. He wasnāt a loving parent, heād see his kid as a bother, something that got in his way. But he wasnāt neglectful or abusive. Heād keep his baby fed, changed and on a proper sleep schedule. The bare minimum of being a parent, thatās all he does, outside the whole loving thing.
The Akatsuki found out he was a father when extracting a Tailed Beast, when she had started crying out of hunger. Her cries were heard through his hologram which left everybody questioning why the fuck the Zombie Combo had a baby. Kakuzu was eventually forced to leave the sealing process to tend to your needs every once and a while. Those three days, now extended to four days, felt like three months because of how much he had to stop.
Pain had insisted that Kakuzu give up his baby, but for some reason, Kakuzu couldnāt just let go. Which was odd. His baby girl got in the way of his work, he had nothing to gain from her, she didnāt make him any sort of money. So why couldnāt he just let go?
His prayers for answers were answered when he was recounting his money. She had nabbed some cash off the table and just as he was about to pry it out of her chubby little hands, he watched as she aimlessly flipped through the money, imitating him whenever he counted his stacks of money. She, only being 8 months, probably didnāt understand what the hell she was doing but as she played with his cash, it pulled at Kakuzuās heartstrings.
And that became their way of bonding. Everytime he and Hidan completed a bounty, Kakuzu would sit down, plant his baby girl in his lap and let her play with counted stacks of money while he did the actual counting.
He doesnāt trust Hidan with his kid. And rightfully so. Hidan protested at the idea of dragging a baby around and always glared over at her whenever he could. Kakuzu will let others touch and hold his baby girl, sometimes heāll excitedly push her into someone elseās arms so he can have a break. But Hidan is the biggest no-no. Something tells him that if given the chance, Hidan would punt his kid into the sun. Kakuzu isnāt losing his baby girl because his dumbass partner chucked her into the sun.
