#parchmentjunkie

UMBRIDGE

Followed closely by Ana’s inner fucking goddess. ew ew ew ew ew

Oh my GOD Dee. You are EVIL. JESUS.

Marry: Joffrey (he already died at a wedding 😈😈😈😈 )Kill: Umbridge (THE WOMAN IS PURE EVIL)Marry: Ana’s inner goddess (i don’t even know, man)

AUSTRALIA

FOREVER

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what the everloving actual fuck

OH MY

@parchmentjunkie said: I would be very interested in having a reading. I don't have anything specific in mind so would you mind one of the general readings? And with whichever deck happens to be speaking most loudly to you?

I went with the Shadowscapes tarot as it’s my go-to deck, but I wanted to bring clarity to the message with a card from the Secret Language of Animals oracle cards. This spread is from the Shadowscapes companion book and it’s called ‘Message from the Universe’ but originally the spread calls to put the cards in a pillar and rearranging them like this made so much more sense to me. 

A message for your body: The Magician

See this card next to The World? We’ll get to the World in a minute but for now you need to know that it represents your mind. Look at the similarities between the cards: the headpieces, modest in the Magician but glowing golden on the world, and the little green orb the Magician is holding compared to the big green ball the World holds so close. Your body is a resource for the well-being and improvement of your mind, so use it. Go for a walk and pay attention to what you see, learn self-discipline by keeping up a healthy habit. Realize that you need to nurture your body to keep your mind growing too. 

A message for your mind: The World

The World is the last card in the major arcana. It brings messages of completion, wholeness, acceptance. You’re in a good place right now, content with many areas of your life and finding joy in little indulgences. But the World also means that with one journey done, one goal achieved, it’s time to prepare yourself for a new adventure. Combined with the Magician for your body, maybe start planning a vacation to somewhere you’ve always wanted to go. If you’re tight on cash or free time, check out that shop or museum only a train journey away that you’ve been meaning to see. Going on a complete journey will bring you a lot of satisfaction. 

A message for your heart: the 5 of Pentacles

Our figure, very similar to that of the Star which will bring a message to your spirit, sits covering her eyes on a gray platform. She doesn’t see the sun shining in the beautiful window above her, the plants growing at her feet or the butterfly right in front of her. There are connections you’re missing out on. Maybe you feel like you don’t have enough spare time for any more friendships, maybe family and friends are feeling distant from you now. This card lets you know that when you’re ready to look around, there are plenty of people here for you, ready to brighten your day when you need it. 

A message for your spirit: The Star

The Star is sometimes like the David Bowie card of the major arcana, it’s all about owning your weirdness and being as authentic as you can be. Explore your beliefs and keep yourself open to new philosophies. The similarity between the figures in these last 2 cards suggest to me that this exploration can be a great way to connect and reconnect with the people in your life. Have some deep conversations about the purpose of life and what’s out there beyond your perception. 

Then we move on to the Shark and the 4 keywords the card contains. Perception is your spiritual challenge, seeing things from many angles. Focus is what’s need of your mind on whatever adventure is next for you. Fear speaks of your heart, and a fear of becoming too distant from those you love. Action tells you to keep your body in shape for the sake of your mind. At times you feel daunted, but you are a shark and you have all the power you need to keep your life vibrant and balanced. 

You precious grumpy dust bunny slayer.