Context: Muffet came over to Papyrus's house for coffee. After a few cups, Papyrus convinced Muffet to play Co-op Portal 2 with him. A few hours later, they're stuck on 3-8.
Papyrus: UGH... THAT'S THE NINTH TIME. HOW THE HECK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO THIS?
Muffet: Yeah, this chamber is pretty tough... 'Sure you don't want me to get you some more coffee?
Papyrus: I MEAN, I GUESS. I JUST WISH I COULD FIGURE OUT THIS LEVEL.
Muffet: Aren't you friends with that nerd, Burgundy?
Papyrus: OKAY. FIRST OFF, HIS NAME IS BERDLY.
Muffet: Oh, right.
Papyrus: SECONDLY, AS I'VE ALREADY SAID, I WANT TO BEAT THIS GAME WITHOUT HIM TO PROVE I'M A REAL GAMER.
Muffet: Um, I'm pretty sure he already sees you as a gamer.
Papyrus: WELL, I SUPPOSE...
Muffet: Okay. How about this? I have Berdly's number on my phone. I'll call him so he doesn't suspect anything from you, 'kay?
Papyrus: OH. OKAY.
*Muffet pulls out her phone and calls Berdly*
Muffet: Hey, Berdly.
Berdly: Why, hello my dear friend's arachnid aquantice. What, pray tell, dost thou request on this fine weekend afternoon?
Muffet: Well, I was wonderi-
Papyrus: BERDLY, HELP US!! WE CAN'T BEAT THIS LEVEL IN PORTAL 2!!!! I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING!!!!!!
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You guys do canon x canon relationships right? If so, can I get some Papyrus x Muffet relationship head canons? Please?
I will, but I don’t know about the other Mods. - M.M.
Muffyrus Relationship Headcanons:
- Muffet finds Papyrus to be absolutely adorable. Granted, it’s more in a “you make for good entertainment” sort of way, but she does legitimately find him endearing. Especially his good-natured narcissism–& given that she’s the type to tear down the pride of most Monsters, the fact that she’s spared him (or that she can’t really do it at all) is a pretty good sign.
- “Cupcake” becomes Papyrus’s mascot (& trusted sidekick) in a metaphorical heartbeat. Muffet finds the idea charming & even went as far as to knit her beloved pet a little matching bandanna to wear around one of it’s legs that matches Papyrus’s scarf.
- Holding hands between them mostly just involves Papyrus attempting to hold all eight of Muffet’s hands at the same time. He’s only able to fit at least three of her hands in his one, but he still considers that to be good enough.
Would've made dialogue to this, but I already scrapped another version of this and couldn't think of much so whatevs.
Best explanation of this is Muffet wanted to turn making spider donuts into an excuse to hangout with Papyrus, so she decided to teach him how to bake.
(Papyrus originally wanted to go hangout with Berdly, but Berdly has previously said he's okay with Papyrus spending time with Muffet instead.)
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Takes place a few weeks after Papyrus and Muffet's first kiss
@naomiemuffet I managed to make it. :D
Context: Papyrus was invited to a pool party by Berdly and decided to bring Muffet along. This can't be too bad, right?
Papyrus: AND WE'RE HERE! LUCKY YOUR HOUSE WAS CLOSER THAN MINE WAS, HUH?
Muffet: Y-Yeah.
*Papyrus sees Berdly on the opposite side of the pool's fence, grabbing one of those tube things*
Papyrus: HEY, BERDLY! MIND OPENING THE GATE FOR US?
Berdly: Ah, my dear comrade, Papyrus. Was wondering when you'd get here. Sure. Allow me.
*Berdly opens the gate, Papyrus carefully dashes for the pool*
Papyrus: CANNONBALL!!
*Berdly throws his tube into the pool and hops in. Papyrus emerges from the water and notices RT and Noelle*
Papyrus: OH, HELLO DEER GIRL! HOWDY ROSE THORN!
Noelle: Oh Hello, Papyrus.
RT: Hey, Pap. Didn't think you were gonna show up.
Papyrus: WELL, I ALWAYS MANAGE TO SURPRISE!
Noelle: You bringing Muffet was pretty surprising too. Is she gonna come and swim with us?
*Confused, Papyrus turns to see Muffet by the pool stairs*
Papyrus: HEY, MUFFY. AREN'T YOU COMING IN?
Muffet: I- I can't.
*Papyrus makes his way over to her*
Papyrus: SURE YOU CAN. UNLESS... IS THERE AN INVISIBLE WALL THERE STOPPING YOU!?
Muffet: N-No, I just... I don't want to.
Papyrus: HMM. WELL, IF YOU WON'T GET IN THE WATER, THEN THE WATER WILL HAVE TO COME TO YOU!!
*Papyrus splashes towards Muffet, causing her to shriek and jump back*
Papyrus: ...OH, WAIT.
*Muffet, ashamed, walks over to one of the stretcher seats. Papyrus, noticing he may have made a mistake, walks out of the pool over to her.*
Papyrus: HEY. SORRY ABOUT SPLASHING YOU. BUT WATER DOESN'T HURT. LIKE, AT ALL. SO I DON'T GET WHY-
Muffet: I know it doesn't. I just... I'm scared of it.
Papyrus: WHAT? WHY?
Muffet: W-Well, once when I was still a spiderling, I... almost drowned
Papyrus: O-OH. I DIDN'T KNOW.
Muffet: No one really knows. Aside from me and my mom.
Papyrus: WAIT. THEN WHY DID YOU AGREE TO COME TO THE POOL PARTY WITH ME?
Muffet: Because I thought you could help me get rid of my fear.
Papyrus: OH. ...WELL, IN THAT CASE,
*Papyrus picks up Muffet and walks to the pool*
Muffet: NONONO WAIT- I DON'T WANNA- I DON'T THINK I-
Papyrus: Muffet, relax. I promise I've got you.
Muffet: I-I... B-But-
Papyrus: YOU KNOW MUFFET, IF YOU'RE SCARED OF THE WATER, MAYBE CLOSE YOUR EYES AND FOCUS ON ME. THAT SOUND GOOD?
Muffet: A-Alright. I can do that.
*Muffet closes her eyes. Once she does, Papyrus steps into the pool and wades to a slightly deeper part, dropping Muffet's legs. Muffet clings tightly to Papyrus, her eyes still closed*
Papyrus: YOU DOING OKAY?
Muffet: I... guess. It IS much better with you here.
*It's Valentine's Day in Hometown. Class is over, and a very lovestruck Muffet is looking over her valentines gifts.*
Muffet: Hmm, let's see. Here's one from Catti and Jockington. Very sweet. Here's Noelle's. Love when she adds those asterisks to clarify the strangest stuff. Buffy's. I mean Berdly's. And, of course, his grammer is incorrect. Oh! Here's one from Fuku. Oh, this is a keeper.
Muffet: Ahuhuhu. Everyone's always so nice. Mmm, minus Kris and Susie. Kris's just says 'kys (passionate)'. Yeah right, Kris. And Susie's says she likes how spiders taste. Knowing her, I shouldn't be surprised...
Grillby: Still here, Muffet?
Muffet: Yes I am, Mister Grillby. Just looking through my valentines gifts one more time. Checking which ones I wanna keep.
Grillby: Am I to assume you're looking for a specific one?
Muffet: Yeah. I've been looking for Papyrus's but I guess he didn't make one? Or maybe he just forgot. He tends to do that sometimes.
Grillby: Or perhaps he wanted to be sure you'd see it and so told me to give it to you at the end of school?
*Grillby hands Muffet a folded piece of paper.*
Muffet: Classic Papyrus. Thanks, Grillby.
Grillby: It's no problem, really. Just a favor for a friend.
*Grillby leaves*
Muffet: Alright, Pap. Whatcha got?
Papyrus (written): [to: Muffet, from: Papyrus] YOU'VE SPUN A WEB 'ROUND MY HEART. <3
P.S, LOVE YOU MUFFET!!
P.S.S, I REALIZE THE PUNS ARE CHEESY, BUT ISN'T THAT THE BEAUTY OF VALENTINES CARDS? YOU CAN BE CHEESY AND STILL LIKED!!
P.S.S.S, WELL, MOST OF THE TIME. BERDLY MIGHT BE AN EXCEPTION.
P.S.S.S.S, SORRY!! WENT ON A LOT OF TANGENTS WHILE WRITING THIS.
