Jungkook as an Older Brother
Once when you were younger, you were play-fighting with pillows and he freaking knocked you off the bed so hard you got sent to the hospital and had to get stitches and lived with a bloody headache for the next few days.
You hated going to school because all your female friends would be drooling over him in front of him, and you’re like, “Excuse me? He’s my brother?”
You seriously never understood what all those girls saw in him.
He was always so shy like he had never spoken to any girls before.
He never treated you like a girl anyway.
Never mind how he always got truckloads of presents during Valentine’s Day (though it was actually pretty good how he never ate any of the chocolate so they all came to you eventually).
It was competitive every single day.
Comparing your grades. Comparing your progress at Taekwando. Comparing who had grown more over the holidays.
You thought you hated him until he left for the dorms. And then you missed him so much every day it hurt.
When he came back to visit, occasionally you would climb into his bed in the middle of the night just like the old times just so you could feel safe.
He would tell you about life in the city and maybe sing some songs to you.
But mostly he would just sit back and listen to you talk about your mundane life, acting like everything was interesting.
When you got old enough to visit his dorm he was so protective of you as though his members were sharks threatening to eat you.
Nowadays you go over all the time just so you can annoy him.
You pretend to like Taehyung more just to see him squirm.
He brings you out on “coffee dates” occasionally just so that you can catch up.
Even when he’s overseas or busy you’ll always get a present from him on special occasions like your birthday or christmas by hook or by crook.
Long distance phone calls.
He buys back strange gifts for you from overseas.
So many freaking girls in your office trying to get his phone number from you.
You reject them all the time and pretend you don’t know him.
But to be honest you’re so freaking proud of him.
Like, you have posters of his group covering every single inch of your bedroom wall.
You wish he could live with you and your parents instead, because every time you see him again he has grown so much?
Muscle pig.
He got all the muscular genes because no matter how hard you gym with him, you’re still kind of flabby.
Once, he got a one-week break from his company and you went traveling to some lost corner of Korea that he had suggested.
He freaking caught a fish with his bare hands.
You were pretty sure the fish was already dead and floating about in the shallow waters waiting for him to pick up.
But he was so proud you couldn’t say “no” to him and ended up grilling the strange fish for dinner.
Both of you got a stomachache after that.
He insisted it wasn’t his fault.
But when you get back to the city he buys you your favorite bingsoo anyway to make it up to you.
And brings you to meet EXO.
You hate him sometimes, but really you never want another guy as your brother.
