Some shit Jio said on Skype
• I am udderly disappointed and my day is ruined -J
•It’s like Master Chef, like adult and children version except with gay men
•”one time Nick went to get me food and he came back with Diet Pepsi and I don’t like Diet Pepsi but it was whatever and I drink it and turns out he mixed it with rum...like I don’t want to get tipsy, I just want a drink I’m thirsty.
• You wanna become Amish with me? Just say fuck technology and live off the land?
•Technology is slowly pushing me closer to god
•I will fucking Lazer you
•On my compu-du-du-du-du-da-dora
Playing Papa CupCakeria
•”Woah I can pick my skin tone....*click* Dark”
• “How high are my eyes on my face? You tell me you see me differently.”
•”Damn how much this bitch wants?!”
