Dear Humans,

Here's the deal: I've been snagging and hiding pants, but oops—only from white women's closets. My bad! 🙈 Diversity? Missed that memo.

Why? Got caught in a gnome-sized bubble. Didn't see past my pointy hat. 🍄

Big Oops: All women deserve gnome magic in their wardrobes, not just a select few. Diversity rocks, and I forgot to tune my gnome radar to all the beautiful varieties of humanity.

Action Plan: I'm diving deep into the rainbow of cultures—consider me a gnome on a mission! 🌈✨

Promise: More inclusive pant-snatching adventures ahead. Everyone gets a turn!

Sorry, folks! For real, I'm turning a new leaf (literally, I live under one).

Your (learning to be better) Pants Gnome 🌟