#panda thoughts

I hope your fuck it why nots turn into:

Damn that felt good

Damn I should have done that sooner

Damn I’m glad I trusted my intuition

The anti/proship wars are so fucking stupid. Why? Because each sides views are black and white.

Anti’s don’t seem to understand how to not send literal fucking death threats, and proshippers get angry and rant about being attacked when someone voices why they see a ships as problematic or wrong, and why they feel it shouldn’t be shipped.

Proship doesn’t automatically mean pedophile. It means that they are people who are willing to explore tabo topics. And not everyone who voices their concerns over a ship is an anti.

I want to say that not all anti’s doxx, but… there’s two much shit on your sides, folks. Just please stop harassing and bullying people.

SUNFLOWER ANON!!! 💛💛💛 OMGGG DILF JEAN ??? The freaking possibilitiesssss 🥵🥵🥵

scenario 1: you go to a club w friends and Jean eyes you from the bar. Ends up buying you a drink. At first you think it’s kind of creepy cause he’s an older guy, but somehow along the way you find yourself being absolutely ✨railed✨ by dilf Jean in the parking lot atop the hood of his car 🥴 maybe it’s the alcohol that got to you...or maybe you just discovered you had a thing for pervy older men 😏

older boyfriend jean. he’s a lawyer. the top dog. successful af. rich. you’re basically his sugar baby. he takes such good care of you. but when he’s working, he likes to be left alone in his study - that’s the rule. And you know it. but you were feeling a little devious today; during his online meeting, you sneak into his office and make your way over, crawling until your at his feet, under his desk. while he’s occupied, most likely giving an important presentation, you decide the punishment you’d receive after would be worth everything you were about to do. feeling lonely, you decide to show ur daddy a little love - sucking him off during his important meeting SKKSSKK daddy jean will just have to show you what happens to naughty girls 😫🥵🥴

scenario 3: immediately I think of the step dad trope but i literally cannot picture step dad jean for the life of me

I swear.

It’s hard work, often dirty work, but nothing compares to the joy I find in farming. It’s in my blood, my grandmother says, this love of working with animals and the land, a gift from her father to me.

I should really be asleep now, but I’m sitting out in the barn, listening to the horses munch on hay. It’s chilly tonight, and the barn smells like sweet hay and horses. I can’t think of any place I’d rather be.

Today I learned that sesame street is canonically a sovereign nation state recognized by the International Olympic Committee.