#palomo

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Athiec Geng in the blue Palomo dress and red Fforme coat

Matilde Lucidi in the Colleen Allen cloak

Photographs by Angelo Pennetta

Styled by Katie Grand

Palomo Spain, stunning and beautiful!

I was really bored one night

Not even a soccer match was on TV

And my wife was already asleep

Well hopefully, because she's got me really annoyed

And me, that's always been a dummy (closest word to palomo I could think of)

My back hurts from working so much

And the money I have is only for what I eat

So that night I didn't give a fuck about anything

So I went to my sister's house

And she told me "try marijuana!"

And I never smoked anything

I didn't even smoke a Nevada (no idea what that is)

I started to cough and gag

And my sister who is a bit cold

Told me "Palomo, you can't do anything"

And finished my blunt in a single smoke

Because I've always been a dummy (x4 times)

So then, I went to my neighbour's house

And she told me "try cocaine!"

So she called her two little girls

And they made me four lines

When my nose got close

I sneezed and the coke flew the hell away

So my neighbour said "Palomo, you're embarrassing,

Now how do I entertain the girls?"

Because I've always been a dummy (x4 times)

After that I went to uncle Mongo's house

And he told me "try shroom tea!"

"But do it yourself,

they're in the closet back there"

After I did, I sat on the floor

Waiting for the weird things to come

So my uncle told me "Palomo, don't be fucking with me,

you made the tea with the cooking mushrooms!"

Because I've always been a dummy (x4 times again)

That's why I'm telling you, Mr Officer (because I've always been a dummy)

It was only curiosity (because I've always been a dummy)

I'll never do it again (because I've always been a dummy)

Outfit for Duela Dent

Your fave is a fictive: Palomo from Red vs. Blue

(request by @queerchorus)