#pacocabal

"Let's be real... if this was an actuall horror movie, it wouldn't last five minutes against the Haus security team. @xvictordangelox, @pacocabal, @salxsantos, @kanxbxntlxy and @kevinxdeaver would probably shoot whatever stabby-stabby would come our way, which means no one would die. As for who would be the killer? I wouldn't put past their Majesties @alexkingx and @thomasxking to pull something like that out of boredom. @jonahxgarland would be my first guess as a killer since it's never who you would expect. @parislevitt driven by jealousy of seeing his old crush not giving him attention and spiralling into madness. @seacaptainhadrian would be the obvious killer. He already kills me daily with that handsome face of his, so it would just kick things up a notch. @drogarcia or any of the nurse staff could potentically be good killers. They know the human body in-and-out, so they would know how to kill someone without actually leaving a trace. All except @nicholascallahan. i swear that boy couldn't even hurt a fly..."

"You trying to take over my job, Gossip Gay?  I’m loving these juicy little secrets you’re spilling, and can only imagine what will come next!  @xvictordangelox, as in our newly promoted head of security?  That’s not going to look good on his behalf if there’s people going around trying to break into rooms now is it?  Not to mention we also have @cranexdallas and @pacocabal as part of our security team, where were they all while this was going down?  Circle jerking it to the new Sam Smith music video?  I’m sure, if this is true, @thomasxking and @alexkingx would not be pleased, and heads are bound to start rolling if the brothers get involved.  Let’s just hope this was a miscommunication because otherwise?  Shits about to go down, anon, and we’re getting front row seats to the slaughter.”