May 20, 2023
Peter while doing the pack’s grocery shopping cause Pack Mom Stiles is sick and Pack Dad Derek is taking care of their mama:
Peter: *takes two samples instead of just one*
Peter, singing:...I love robbery and fraud, I'm a shoplifting God🤩
Bitch, I'm never gonna teach you every scam that I got 🥰
Watch your purse around me 'cause I'll snatch it up like that🤭
#peter hale#the hale pack#the hale family#pack uncle Peter#sterek pack parents#pack mom stiles#pack dad derek#sterek pack#the stilinski hale pack#stilinski hale pack#stilinski hale family#McHale pack#mcall pack#Peter thinks he's a real bad guy now#thinks he's a real felon for this and not the many murders and attacks he's done but just this#uncle Peter is definitely the secret favorite ‘child’ of in the sterek pack#he's also openly the disappointment of said sterek pack#he probably recorded this on snap chat and sent it to the pack's group chat#the pack complains about his random videos but they all secretly love them#Peter also leaves out that Chris is in front of him pushing the cart with an exhausted expression because why tf is Peter like this
