Etho and her obsession with partners who have horse cocks >>>
Like please. Bdubs? Multiple horse straps
Scott? Unicorn. Magical horse cock
Doc? Creeper centaur, horse cock (DOUBLE horse cock if you subscribe to the diphallia Doc headcanon WHICH YOU SHOULD!!!)
Beef? Bull centaur...need i say more?
Pause? Because team Canada is awesome BTW anyways Pause is a moose WHICH IS BASICALLY HORSE COCK!!
Gem? Deer gem. Deer is basically horse, either way Gem had a huge horse strap just for Etho
Cleo? Same as Gem, they have a big old horse dildo that they use not only on Etho but Bdubs because they're both horse cock whores.
Joel? EVEN THOUGH IM THE #1 BOATBOYS HATER Why do you think he hates horses? Bc theyre the only way he can pleasure his girlfriend so he HAS to have at least one horse dildo for Etho's sake.
Skizz? Uhm...okay I dont have an answer for this one Skizz is an angel so angels can have weird dicks okay? Okay. He has something very similar.
ANYWAYS WHAT IM GETTING AT IS THAT ETHO LIKES HORSE COCK A LOT AND SOMEONE SHOULD CHECK IN ON HIS DONKEYS BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT HES DOING TO THEM
