#ozatschool

OLIVER- “Hey guys, glad you are here, I wanted to go over a few rules while you are not busy. As you know or may not know, I am the resident advisor. I am here to keep the peace, establish rules for a unified living experience. This house is small, so we shouldn’t have issues.  I know the first couple days can be somewhat disorienting, but I need to stress the importance of the rules. First of all, visitors are allowed up until 10:30 p.m., after that time, all visitors must leave. Your partners can visit any day of the week, just no overnight guests...ever.  Secondly and this is important. Clean up after yourselves. I am not your mommy or your daddy and we do not have maid service...so clean up after yourselves. You are responsible to prepare your own meals, again, this is not a 5 star hotel, you cook clean and do for yourselves.  That really is about it...got it?

OZ & ALEX- “Yep we got it.

OLIVER- “So you two know each other?

OZ- “yes, somewhat.”

OZ- “Hello, Mrs. Goth, I am Oz.”

BELLA- “Oz what a cute name, where did that come from?  Oh he is cute Alex, is this your little boyfriend???”

OZ- “no, mam, we are not....”

BELLA- “Oz, I just love that name, and so damn cute!! Shame one of you are not female, cause you two would make beautiful babies....”

ALEX- “Mom, this is not my....”

BELLA- “Oh, but poor Alex here can’t have babies...did he tell you? Oh, you probably don’t know, but don’t be alarmed, as Alexander is a work in progress, but one of his testicles didn’t descend, so it looks like he only has one, but he does have two, but never..well you understand I am sure.  But because of that he is sterile. So Cassandra will be the only one that will be able to give me grandchildren,  well unless you two adopt.  So OZ, what is your last name?

ALEX- “OMG!!!  Stop, Oz is not...

BELLA- “Alexander, don’t interrupt, you know how rude that is?? Go ahead, Oz, you were saying?”

OZ- “Actually, Oz is just a friend. We are not a couple. His boyfriend is Deander.  My name is Boedell, Ozwald or Oz for short Oz Boedell.”

BELLA- “Dear Lord...I am so embarrassed...Oz Boedell.  I knew your father, such a good man, and I knew your murdering grandfather too...he killed one of my best friends...poor dear Claire and her beautiful daughter,Gabrielle...may they rest in peace.  So thank goodness, you are NOT dating Alex.  They say those evil genes skip a generation!”

ALEX- “MOTHER!!!!  Oz is not evil, he is a great guy and a friend. And he didn’t even know his grandfather.  You better get to the docks, the ferry leaves soon, and you need to get back home.

BELLA- “Are you rushing me off, son...fine.  I will go then. Nice to meet you Oz. And please, keep an eye on my baby.  Make sure no one takes advantage of him, and please try and convince him that...that Kappas boy is bad news....

With that, she was gone.

Alex was exasperated!

BELLA- “And make sure you lock your door at night to your room, so these boys don’t come in and haze you!!”

ALEX- “Mom, this isn’t a frat house, it’s dorm rooms. There will be no hazing.”

The next morning they were all up bright and early, ready to make their trip to Windenburg....

DAVID- “So, Oz, you ready for this?”

OZ- “As ready as I ever will be...”