#oversizedblacksweaters

Just wanted to share this with you! Sometimes tumblr is... not a terrible completely broke hellscape?

oh my god, that’s amazing :o I...I love it

Personally, I would guess that he likes mild spicy, but nothing too intense!

Boxman is impressed with Venomous’ sense of fashion, as always! And Venomous is satisfied with Boxman’s choice (although Boxman probably tried to wear a more questionable outfit or two before PV convinced him to wear something else)

Balance and coordination has been a big obstacle for both of them, since their new builds are so different from what they’re used to. And although Boxman is being a lot more clumsy with Ven’s body than Ven is with Box’s, it’s still probably a little impractical to be wearing heels at this point.

I don’t think Boxman would be using any makeup, (if he were, it would probably be horribly applied unless PV did it for him). But if you’re referring to the fact that I still draw his lil eyelashes, I just keep those since I feel like that’s just part of Venomous’ design, regardless of whether or not makeup is present.

I was tagged by the illustrious @oversizedblacksweaters so I must obey:

Stuff about me...

Birthday: it swims around in March because that’s what Pisces birthdays do.

Zodiac: See above.  Or not.  I lie like a cheap rug.  Or fish.  Mostly like a fish.

Height: 5′3″ unless I’m angry, then it’s a bit taller.

Last song I listened to: Have You Ever Seen the Rain by Creedence Clearwater Revival.  Several people around me listened, too, since my windows were down and I was parading away from the stoplight like a Mardi Gras float.

Hobbies: writing (poorly),knitting (poorly), committing murders (with admirable success)

Favorite color: Flagrant orange.  The flagrance is paramount.

Last movie I watched: The Frighteners.  I think Peter Jackson did something after this one, but he really should have stopped here.  It’s the pinnacle of his career.

Favorite Books: Most anything by Terry Pratchett, the Johannes Cabal series (I do love me a pissy little necromancer) and far too many others to list because my fingers would hurt from all the typing and I need them for things which may or may not have to do with committing murders.

Dream job: being independently wealthy.  I’ve worked 30+ years already of my life and I’m damned tired of it.  Gimme the lap of luxury to sit in and the funds to keep that lap fat and fluffy!

Meaning behind url: Because, just like a black hole, I suck.

Tagged by: jammie-dodger

Rule 1 - Post the rules Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post. Rule 4 - Let them know you have tagged them. Rule 5 - Tell the person who tagged you…

1) Top five actors/actresses

Oh wow okay I see how it is.  In no particular order, my top five are probably David Tennant (because he is so wonderfully versatile), Ian Somerhalder (who needs better roles because he is far too talented for the shows and movies he's in, and also because he does so much amazing charity work and seems like such a genuinely nice guy and is generally just one of my favorite people), Andrew Garfield (who occupies his roles so well), Anthony Hopkins (because yes), and that guy who falls and hits the propeller in Titanic (sorry Leo). 

2) What is your favorite hot dog/hamburger condiment?

I actually am not a fan of hot dogs and always found hamburgers to be a difficult food to consume, plus I don't eat most meats anymore. I'm a fan of mustard, though. I put mustard on a lot of things. (I really enjoy it on popcorn, which everyone seems to think is completely disgusting but I think it's pretty good? If any of you put mustard on your popcorn you should let me know and we can talk about it without making each other vomit.)

3) If you were stranded on an island with Tom Hiddleston, what would you do?

Hopefully find a way back off the island and remain good friends for years afterwards? But if the implication is that we are to stay on the island I'm sure we would do normal island things like find food and shelter, invent board games, and--assuming he's a fan--reenact scenes from Lost. 

4) Favorite movie?

Oh man, there are way better movies out there, but I am always in the mood to watch Zombieland. Back when it was on Instant I would put it on every day and let it play in the background while I did homework or cleaned. Columbus is my man. And Jesse Eisenberg has a soothing voice. I have it on DVD, but I don't watch it as much anymore because putting in a DVD is a lot more work than clicking a couple buttons on Netflix, and I always end up letting the menu play on loop for hours. 

5) Top five favorite books?

Okay. Okay okay. My favorite book is Looking for Alaska. Beautiful book that asks all the questions for, and demands nothing from the readers. Second favorite book is To Kill A Mockingbird, which I think anyone who spent their summers playing with kids from down the block can relate to. Third favorite is probably the entire Knife of Never Letting Go series, mostly because the characters are so realistic and Patrick Ness's process of revealing information to you is both painful and invigorating and kept me on my toes through all three books in a way no book has really kept me on my toes before. Fourth is The Perks of Being A Wallflower, because the message I get from that book is that things are terrible, but such is life, and everything will be alright someday, which is something I need to be reminded of every now and then. Fifth is A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, which isn't the most interesting book out there, but the way Dave Eggers talks about his life makes it really easy to slip into the book and it's a very nice way to step away from wherever you are for a while.

6) Have you ever gone to see a film just because of a certain actor? 

I haven't gone to see any movies for that purpose, I don't think, but I've made a point of seeing nearly every movie in Adam Brody's filmography, most of which were terrible, but he's the saving grace of every bad film he's in and is therefore one of my top ten favorite actors. So. (The things I do for you, Adam.)

7) Would you rather die before your favourite tv show finishes, or have your favourite tv show end before you die?

Have my favorite TV show end before I die. I'm a fan of closure.

8) If you were to have a son and a daughter, what would you name them?

I'm really self-centered and would not be a good mother, and I don't really want kids, so I've never thought much about it. I'd name them, like, Vera and Charles David, because I'm GOD DAMN CREATIVE. 

9) Is there one person in your life that you love more than blogging?

My little sister, who is more or less my entire world. 

10) If you could pick a car, and drive it everyday for the rest of your life problem free, what car would you pick?

It would have to be something of significance to me or else I'd get really sick of it. Maybe a blue '92 Ford F-150 XL like my dad used to drive. I went everywhere in that truck until I was probably nine. 

11) Explain what you like about Tumblr.

I'm going to sound like an asshole but there's not a lot I like about Tumblr. There's a lot of assholes on here and most of my friends I met through blogging I either talk to through text or Skype or Gchat and spending more than two hours on here tends to turn into an emotionally trying experience for me. So I guess I'm in it for the laughs, mostly, and the occasional awesome person I meet. 

SO ANYWAYS ON TO THE PEOPLE I WANT TO TAG. Most of you won't want to do this Karen or will just be too lazy to get around to it Karen, which is fine, I just need some people to tag (truth be told I'm not even going to bother messaging you). I'm genuinely interested in hearing what you have to say, but yeah do what you want.

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Oh oops I chose twelve oh well. 

QUESTIONS.

1. What are your three most prized posessions?  2. What are your favorite and least favorite words? 3. What is your favorite video game? (If you're not a gamer, flash games from addictinggames and the like are fine. But if you've never played those even then what the fuck.) 4. You're doomed to spend the rest of your (probably short) life in a Bath & Body Works. What's the first thing you eat? (If you don't know what Bath & Body Works is and I've left you horribly confused, sorry.) 5. Is there a television show you don't like telling people you watch? 6. When you're not eating at home, where do you like to go for lunch? 7. If you could room with anyone on Tumblr for a year, who would you room with? 8. Are there any memes/popular jokes you never found funny? Here's an opportunity to complain about them. 9. What URL do you really want that someone else has taken?  10. I'm coming to visit you tomorrow. How does that make you feel? 11. What is your favorite caffeinated beverage? 

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oh my god I love you. So fucking much. so so so fucking much. Forever and always.